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In Event of Moon Disaster

Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:07 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:07 pm
Letter Nixon was to read in the event the Apollo 11 lander couldn’t make it back up for some reason and they became stranded on the moon.

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IN EVENT OF MOON DISASTER:

Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.

These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.

These two men are laying down their lives in mankind's most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding.

They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by the nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send two of her sons into the unknown.

In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man.

In ancient days, men looked at the stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.

Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man's search will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts.

For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.

PRIOR TO THE PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT:

The President should telephone each of the widows-to-be.

AFTER THE PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT, AT THE POINT WHEN NASA ENDS COMMUNICATIONS WITH THE MEN:

A clergyman should adopt the same procedure as a burial at sea, commending their souls to "the deepest of the deep," concluding with the Lord's Prayer.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:10 pm to
Frick Nixon. Non-believer. Coward. Liar.
Posted by RandySavage
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:11 pm to
Pretty cool. I wonder how long they would have survived
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:12 pm to
Pretty awesome actually.

Glad they made it back home.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

AFTER THE PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT, AT THE POINT WHEN NASA ENDS COMMUNICATIONS WITH THE MEN:


Damn. What a horrible way that would be to go out.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29343 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:13 pm to
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Frick Nixon. Non-believer. Coward. Liar.

Ike had a D-Day Failed speech drafted too. He was most definitely not a coward. Overlord required massive testicles.

This really isn’t uncommon.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63121 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

Damn. What a horrible way that would be to go out.


NASA’s way of communicating to the stranded astronauts: “This concludes our broadcast day.”
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:17 pm to
I can think of worse ways to die as there are so many pointless ways to die here on earth.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:17 pm to

Would bodies decompose on the moon?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

Would bodies decompose on the moon?


Nah. Don't think so
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:19 pm to
So by moon he meant a studio in Los Angeles?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29093 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:19 pm to
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Damn. What a horrible way that would be to go out.



Enjoy yourself for a bit, contemplate the world you are looking out on, then take off the helmet exposing yourself to near vacuum and you’d be gone pretty quick. I can think of worse ways to go.

I think they also carried cyanide tablets as well.
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 10:20 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68239 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

What a horrible way that would be to go out.





I think being in outer space as a pioneer in space travel would be my dream way of dying.

We all die.

What was the name of the first mate to Columbus? Or any of the dozens of men that died on the countless attempts at the new world?
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:22 pm to
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then take off the helmet exposing yourself to near vacuum and you’d be gone pretty quick.


Ehh I don’t think it would be as quick as you think. And definitely not painless. Your blood boils and you choke to death slowly as you are exposed to freezing temperatures and burning UV radiation. I think I would rather turn off my oxygen and go to sleep
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 10:25 pm
Posted by AUCE05
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:25 pm to
No O2 or bacteria.
Posted by LSURussian
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

What was the name of the first mate to Columbus?
His name? Jose Jimenez...
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

I think they also carried cyanide tablets as well.


If they had used them, would that have been a mortal sin? What about people who blew their brains out before Injuns could skin them alive?
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:28 pm to
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What was the name of the first mate to Columbus?

Leroy.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29093 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:29 pm to
Or freeze to death first, not sure if that would kill you before the boiling. I would it would take long though. I think vacuum knocks you out though pretty quickly so you aren’t conscious for the duration of the death anyways.
Posted by C
Houston
Member since Dec 2007
27813 posts
Posted on 12/26/17 at 10:31 pm to
Interesting dilemma if you’re in that situation. Do you fight like hell to figure out why it’s not working, or do you take solace in your situation speaking to your family/nasa remembering the good times you shared.
This post was edited on 12/26/17 at 10:32 pm
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