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re: In a window exit seat on Alaska Airlines. How screwed am I?
Posted on 2/6/24 at 7:36 am to TiptonInSC
Posted on 2/6/24 at 7:36 am to TiptonInSC
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Pics of wife before you go?
I swear I love tOT
Hope you have a safe flight MJ. Don’t die ok…
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Posted on 2/6/24 at 7:37 am to Meauxjeaux
If over the sea, you should sell that burial plot already.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:03 am to Meauxjeaux
I think they are issuing parachutes to window seat passengers, so you should be okay either way.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:06 am to Meauxjeaux
Jokes on you…..on Alaska Airline flights all seats are window exit seats
This post was edited on 2/6/24 at 11:17 am
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:14 am to No Colors
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you get sucked out at 38,000 feet it will take about 4 minutes to reach the ground.
The first 20 seconds will be terrifying. Then you'll pass out.
Then you'll wake back up passing 10,000 feet and get to enjoy the scenery on your last minute or so of life.
What a great morning message -
bows are for appreciation of 'dark humor' - used to be a staple of private conversations but has been publicly shunned as sin for so long you never see it much anymore.
thanks for the reminder of the good ol days
Posted on 2/6/24 at 8:18 am to Meauxjeaux
Not very. Fly Alaska all the time and the exit row on their 737s is preferable. It wasn’t one of the emergency exits that blew out anyhow.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 9:04 am to Meauxjeaux
Subtle I'm on an airplane brag
Posted on 2/6/24 at 9:08 am to Meauxjeaux
I'd keep your seatbelt buckled.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 9:09 am to Meauxjeaux
The regular plug doors used for entry or on the exit rows are fine. It was a non-accessible door plug near the back that blew out.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 9:13 am to No Colors
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If you get sucked out at 38,000 feet it will take about 4 minutes to reach the ground. The first 20 seconds will be terrifying. Then you'll pass out. Then you'll wake back up passing 10,000 feet and get to enjoy the scenery on your last minute or so of life.
Unless you are in front of the engines.
Then you go from reading Popular Mechanics in a cozy cabin to being blended into a hot strawberry margarita in a few tenths of a second.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 9:14 am to Meauxjeaux
Better lay down across all seats and use every seat belt.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 9:15 am to h0bnail
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Probably the safest exit row in flying at the moment.
Every row in that plane has the potential to be the exit row.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 9:16 am to No Colors
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If you get sucked out at 38,000 feet it will take about 4 minutes to reach the ground. The first 20 seconds will be terrifying. Then you'll pass out. Then you'll wake back up passing 10,000 feet and get to enjoy the scenery on your last minute or so of life.
Damn it - this has me thinking way more than I need be. Nightmare fuel.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 9:16 am to h0bnail
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Probably the safest exit row in flying at the moment.
It wasn’t an exit row that blew out
Posted on 2/6/24 at 9:24 am to rs_la
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It wasn’t one of the emergency exits that blew out anyhow.
Meauxjeaux is right behind stout on the facebook boomer uninformed scale around here.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 10:12 am to SquatchDawg
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Every row in that plane has the potential to be the exit row.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 10:13 am to The Boat
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It wasn’t one of the emergency exits that blew out anyhow.
Meauxjeaux is right behind stout on the facebook boomer uninformed scale around here.
I was gonna scold myself for being mis-informed.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 10:21 am to Meauxjeaux
I’m just giving you the business. It’s the OT, nothing personal about it.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 10:21 am to Meauxjeaux
You got your choice of noises to make when you hit the ground.
One is "SPLAT!"
The other is "BOEING!"
Either way, it won't be good.
Fun Fact:
Based in reality. My Pops was Airborne in WWII, he told me that he learnt in Jump School that sometimes folks whose parachutes didn't properly open bounced when they hit the ground and sometimes they didn't.
One is "SPLAT!"
The other is "BOEING!"
Either way, it won't be good.
Fun Fact:
Based in reality. My Pops was Airborne in WWII, he told me that he learnt in Jump School that sometimes folks whose parachutes didn't properly open bounced when they hit the ground and sometimes they didn't.
Posted on 2/6/24 at 10:53 am to The Boat
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I’m just giving you the business. It’s the OT, nothing personal about it.
None taken! I was laughing hard at it.
Uh and I have a dead man switch on wife pics so if I don't post in the next 24 hours y'all get the goods.
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