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Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:01 pm to JBeam
Go upstairs to my bedroom, lock the door.
If everybody is looking for you, the least likely place for anybody to look would be the most obvious place you could be.
If everybody is looking for you, the least likely place for anybody to look would be the most obvious place you could be.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:02 pm to Godfather1
They would check your room first
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:02 pm to OMLandshark
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I think the cops would find a way in there to kill you if you're in a house. If you're in an enclosed vault with a dead man's trigger, I don't know how they could feasibly break in without you immediately killing everyon
What do you just have explosive vests and "dead man's triggers" lying around that you can access and then gain entry into a bank vault with? And if the stakes are high enough, they may just kill you and accept the collateral damage of a dozen hostages.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:03 pm to BowlJackson
You lose they saw you. This is a magical universe where everyone is hardwired to know when you are found
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:03 pm to PapaPogey
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Yeah I think the random grandmas home attic is the winner. Get as far as you can on bike and then camp out in the attic.
I like that, the risk of getting caught sneaking in is huge though.
If you pulled it off, its the perfect place because they wouldn't know you're there and would seem honest when they tell authorities you're not there.
Side story: 3 girls I was friends with at Ole Miss had a homeless dude squat in their attic in college for weeks. One day they were watching TV, heard a loud noise and a moan, then a man came running from upstairs with a limp out the front door right past them in the living room.
He had blankets and canned goods up there. He slipped in between the studs on the ground and ripped his leg up pretty good. They arrested him at a hospital where he went for treatment.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:03 pm to BowlJackson
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I'd just have to figure out a way to lose my scent so dogs couldn't track me
So would the best possible option be dress in complete Scent Blocking technology before embarking on whatever destination you pick? How well does that stuff work?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:04 pm to lsuhunt555
Not good at all. A dog could pick you up covered head to toe in that shite
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:04 pm to boom roasted
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They would find you in less than 12 hours.
How? Why would they look in the Atchafalaya Basin?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:04 pm to PapaPogey
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They would check your room first
You could lay low for the hour or so it would take for them to check it and then go in.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:05 pm to Godfather1
C'mon dude...you actually think the FBI and NSA aren't going to search your house\apartment
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:05 pm to Bama and Beer
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Not good at all. A dog could pick you up covered head to toe in that shite
Well shite, there goes that idea.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:05 pm to Festus
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Why would they look in the Atchafalaya Basin?
My point exactly. Searching in the countless miles of swampland around here isnt as easy as some think.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:06 pm to Godfather1
So what, you're waiting it out in your kids bedroom? Your house would be surrounded by surveillance and media
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:06 pm to Festus
quote:Hitchhiker would know where he dropped you off. Not difficult finding you from there.
How? Why would they look in the Atchafalaya Basin?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:06 pm to boom roasted
Body heat sensors
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:06 pm to Festus
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Pack duffel bag full of basic supplies and water. Ditch car by bridge, hitchhike to Whiskey Bay exit, go into Atchafalaya Basin and live for 5 days in the woods. There are tons of empty hunting camps all over, plus deer stands, and abundance of food and resources. Am I missing something here? Seems like 5 days would be easy.
yeah, you can't do that in less than an hour
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:07 pm to More beer please
quote:1. It's not countless miles of swamp. You have an hour head start.
My point exactly. Searching in the countless miles of swampland around here isnt as easy as some think.
2. You're underestimating helicopters.
3. This isn't Livingston Parish PD looking for you. We're talking CIA, FBI, military, etc.
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:07 pm to Sofa King Crimson
The cave idea was probably the best. Especially if it was hard to get to with tight squeezes.
I would go beyond that and look for an underwater, fresh water cave. Who would look there?
I would go beyond that and look for an underwater, fresh water cave. Who would look there?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:07 pm to Festus
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Pack duffel bag full of basic supplies and water. Ditch car by bridge, hitchhike to Whiskey Bay exit, go into Atchafalaya Basin and live for 5 days in the woods. There are tons of empty hunting camps all over, plus deer stands, and abundance of food and resources. Am I missing something here? Seems like 5 days would be easy.
You really think the game warden isn't going to be checking all of them and have helicopters looking for heat signatures in the biggest man hunt in history? Plus I'm liable to bet that it will take a while to get a ride by hitch hiking, and at best the guy who picked you up and let you off would recognize you later and they'll know roughly where you are. You'd be dead within the night.
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