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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...

Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:42 pm to
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:42 pm to
You are on your own.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:42 pm to
Is magic involved? How could everyone know what you look like? Sure, tons and tons of people would but it shouldn't be too hard to find a place where nobody watches the news.

I'd wonder out into the middle of nowhere, break into the most BFE house I could find, hold the occupant/occupants hostage, and not let them receive news.

Unless there is bullshite fantasy rules in the scenario.
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:43 pm to
Did you miss the every single human in the entire world part?

Because I don't see how that could be clarified any further
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:44 pm to
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Is magic involved? How could everyone know what you look like?
TVs and pictures.
quote:

I'd wonder out into the middle of nowhere
How would you get there?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:44 pm to
Another option would be to home invade someone, hold them and their kids hostage for 5 days, and make them answer the door and say you're not there if someone comes searching for you. You can hold a gun to their kids' heads in the other room as motivation to lie for you.


ETA:

Does this count since these people know where you are? Can't you just kill them after?


This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 12:45 pm
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38963 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:44 pm to
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A manhunt on an even higher level than Osama Bin Landen


Well then, yes it changes things.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85617 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:44 pm to
Ferguson inhabitants obviously don't watch the news
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40463 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:46 pm to
I'd probably go to a chemical plant and just hide out in a reactor or some shite
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
162068 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:46 pm to
fly to the azores islands in my customized plane/helo. put a bikini on the guy I had to take and kill his phone before hand.






Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:46 pm to
In that case I'm booking to miles of farmland in clinton, with a huge plantation type house with full utilities paid for, and no one living at.

Taking it a step further maybe even hide in the attic. There's nothing in either direction for miles, no cell service, etc.

The person who owns in isn't in good health and MIGHT use it once a year. I haven't spoken to the guy who I'm connected to it for over a year, he moved to Colorado.

Getting there in an hour, without using my car is the hardest part. I'd have to go lift or find a moped, atv, or something and drive my car the cloest to his property i can get to, then take the ATV the rest of the way. It would have to be very far though.

The hour limiting head start is the hardest part to concur.
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46228 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:47 pm to
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How would you get to the boat? Whose boat is it?


Depends. There are swamps close enough to not need a boat, drive the car in and let it sink. I know of 3 different boats and where the keys are. They would have to go check the slip to know it was gone. 1 of those would put me in a time crunch though.
Posted by MeatSlingingFool
Maurice, LA
Member since Sep 2014
304 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:47 pm to
I immediately go to Wal-Mart, buy a hoodie, some pants that are way too big, shiny new shoes, and a flat bill with the price sticker still on.. Go to makeup section, and put on blackface disguise. Hide out in north BR motel for 5 days. Easy.
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
Member since Jul 2009
4600 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:47 pm to
Steal news van.

Park outside of own house when frenzy starts in sea of news vans.

Poop in bucket in back of news van for five days.

Victory.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:47 pm to
Dude its present day. Not the 1800s
Posted by Sofa King Crimson
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2008
4135 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Aren't there warehouses with winterized boats? Maybe you could find one you have no connection to and go live in one of those houseboats/yachts that is being winterized


Another excellent idea.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Steal news van.

Park outside of own house when frenzy starts in sea of news vans.

Poop in bucket in back of news van for five days.

Victory.




The plain sight route is intriguing.

Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88528 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

TVs and pictures
Not everybody has access to that. Or get to them before the news breaks and don't let them watch it.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25555 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:49 pm to
Go to NE Texas where I know of a locust tree thorn-ridden woods that no one ever goes into.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:50 pm to
How about this: is my goal not to be found or to simply stay alive? What if I enter a bank just as they warn the general public about me, and I have a dynamite vest with a dead man's trigger on it to where if it stops receiving a pulse that it explodes taking out the other hostages with me. First I'd force someone to open the vault, get about a dozen or so hostages to go in it with me, and thus ensuring everyone's death if anyone tries to kill me or take me down? So long as I have enough nutrition to somehow stay up and aware, I may could last the 5 days at least living.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5912 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:50 pm to
The basement at work. No one goes there, not even the janitor.

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