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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...

Posted on 6/27/15 at 10:53 am to
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 10:53 am to
What did I miss?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 10:58 am to
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Anyone comes home, I doubt they look into their own attic.


You missed the part about how every single human in the entire world is looking for you. Since I'm actively looking for you and I know you're my neighbor, I'm definitely checking the attic.
Posted by tigerfoot
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:01 am to
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Anyone comes home, I doubt they look into their own attic. If they do, there are only 1 or 2 people living there, I can kill both and drag them into the attic and just wait 5 days.
. But you would have been found
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:12 am to
Pels board
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:21 am to
Grab enough food and supplies for a week and kayak to a sandbar on the pearl river
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 11:51 am to
Go to lighthouse on snake island. When I am found (dead), it would be after 5 days.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 12:12 pm to
I think that I would need more than an hour of prep. I could probably barely get to the grocery to get enough supplies to last that long and then out of the city in that amount of time.
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 12:31 pm to
Id stay in my house till nighttime. Drive to Big Bend Texas and go camping for five days. I have plenty of meat in the freezer. Wouldn't even have to stop for groceries.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 12:36 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/27/15 at 3:03 pm
Posted by sportsaddit68
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 12:49 pm to
I agree with the poster above saying one hour will be very hard just to get away. Can we assume that if EVERYONE was looking for me, then no one would be flying on vacation or work? Could it be possible to sneak into an airport and hide on a plane in the bathroom stall or something?
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 1:05 pm to
I don't think you can do both the first two in an hour, and the whole advantage of misdirection is if they buy the misdirection.

Obvious decoys won't get a lot of resources committed to follow up on. Just a cursory due diligence run
Posted by JBeam
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 1:07 pm to
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I agree with the poster above saying one hour will be very hard just to get away. Can we assume that if EVERYONE was looking for me, then no one would be flying on vacation or work? Could it be possible to sneak into an airport and hide on a plane in the bathroom stall or something?

So you think you can live in a plane restroom for a week without the crew or passengers trying to get the door open?
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 1:09 pm to
But if Everyone is trying to find me, why would there be passengers? No need to fly if you are looking for someone.

I would think they would be out looking for me.
This post was edited on 6/27/15 at 1:10 pm
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 1:09 pm to
Probably the only thing that will work is to get a whole bunch of air cylinders and scuba gear, then stay submerged in a tank of raw sewage. Nobody is looking in there if they don't know.

You can last five days without food but you will have to get some water at night. So be sure you pack in several gallons of water jugs and then every so often at night come up and drink the (good) water. You could bring in some snack bars in ziploc bags too.

The challenge would be getting set up undetected and quickly enough. But I bet that once you did you would be safe for the required five days.
Posted by JBeam
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 1:10 pm to
Also sneaking into an airport in this day and age is nearly impossible. Someone would notice you.
Posted by lurkr
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 1:12 pm to
I'm so far in the sticks they wouldn't put in the effort to get here. The ones here are trying to get out
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6574 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 1:13 pm to
True enough. Unless you have a ticket, passport with a different name. Change your looks up enough just to get into the airport. Get on the plane, go to bathroom. One hour hits and everyone gets up and leaves to go find you.

I know, I know. Won't happen. Good try though, right?
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53466 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Probably the only thing that will work is to get a whole bunch of air cylinders and scuba gear, then stay submerged in a tank of raw sewage. Nobody is looking in there if they don't know.



They'll be looking when you get red flagged when you attempt to buy/rent ~200 tanks of air
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
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53466 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 1:16 pm to
Also, I feel this is highly dependent on where you are at.


If I am in BR when this starts, I honestly think I would have a good chance to pull it off.


But where I live in DFW....there is literally no way I can do it in just an hour. And I would hazard a guess it would be difficult for even a trained professional to pull it off unless killing is on the table.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

They'll be looking when you get red flagged when you attempt to buy/rent ~200 tanks of air


They will probably assume I'm under a lake somewhere. A sewage tank, not so much. And they stir that shite around so the air bubbles might not be noticed.
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