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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:49 pm to More beer please
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:49 pm to More beer please
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You honestly think the government nor your family would think to look at your grandfathers old place?
not really? Are they just going to automatically search and demolish every house in a 50 mile area that has any significance to me, 40+ houses probably? I'm last seen near the mississippi River most likely, a giant swamp, and a major train track if they ever find my car, which is 35 miles away from where i was last seen.
It would take technology to find me in it, even if they looked in it. And i just don't see that happening in the short time period they have to find me considering the transportation opportunities and swamp i'm around.
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 4:52 pm
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:52 pm to PapaPogey
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How about just hiding in the sewer system?
That was my thought. Go and get a bunch of food, get as far as way as you could, then just crawl into a sewer. Surely though some people out of the 6 billion would expect that and check every sewer line.
You have an hour's notice, so its tough to say whether your best chance is to either stay within an hour's drive radius or get the hell out of it as soon as possible. If your plan is to get out into the middle of nowhere and ride it out, then you have to think that only so many people can get to your area within that 5 days. For example, 1 million people from China couldn't make it over here that quickly. How would the entire population of Europe be able to contribute to the search if they can't get a flight? So realistically you're basically trying to evade the entire East Coast and whatever intelligence operations are on your trail.
What about stealing some random cell phones in order to call in false tips? In reality, they'd eventually trace them but to where you are but with all of that going on, you could probably buy a few days. For instance, you camp out on a ridge and see a search party heading your way. You call in and say you've been spotted a mile in the other direction.
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 5:01 pm
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:52 pm to TeddyPadillac
I promise any property/building/home/outhouse any of your family has ever owned/considered owning/stepped foot on/farted near, will be TSA style thoroughly searched.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:54 pm to TeddyPadillac
My goodness you are naive.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:54 pm to More beer please
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I promise any property/building/home/outhouse any of your family has ever owned/considered owning/stepped foot on/farted near, will be TSA style thoroughly searched.
You don't get it bro, his grandpa's spot is in ANOTHER DIMENSION.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:54 pm to Rouge
Her ability to improvise, problem solve and keen senses would more than make for the stumps. I'm taking the stumps everytime.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:03 pm to TeddyPadillac
We're not talking about county mounties on the hunt. We're talking about CIA, FBI, Marshals, military and every single human being in the vicinity using all available resources to find your arse.
You better believe your grandpa's old house is going to be on that list.
You better believe your grandpa's old house is going to be on that list.
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:09 pm to JBeam
unfound or uncaptured?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:12 pm to TeddyPadillac
don't feel bad, teddy. i'll still listen to you when you talk about credit cards. it could be worse--you could be the guy who thinks he can hide out in a deer stand on his dad's land.
nevermind teddy, i had you confused with teddy ruxpin. i may not take anything you say seriously ever again.
nevermind teddy, i had you confused with teddy ruxpin. i may not take anything you say seriously ever again.
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 5:33 pm
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:14 pm to JBeam
quote:Get a show on MSNBC
In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...
Your goal is to remain unfound for 5 days. How would you do this?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:16 pm to TeddyPadillac
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Are they just going to automatically search and demolish every house in a 50 mile area that has any significance to me, 40+ houses probably?
Yes I would think by day 2 they would have teams using dogs and heat sensing/infrared to search every house ever occupied by any of your family and friends, probably going back several generations.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:25 pm to musick
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I just thought about this, but couldn't one fake their death somehow and cull the global manhunt and just chill the remainder of the time?
Well, you'd have to produce some sort of body, which looks somewhat similar to you and has also been heavily mangled so that they can't instantly know it wasn't you. The autopsy would come back soon, in like 2 days, but that's enough time for people to stop the hunt and get all the way over to North Dakota. As long as a steal a couple of plates along the way, I should be able to make sure I'm not caught for at least another 2 or 3 days.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:27 pm to OMLandshark
yea I think a 2 day buffer period where everyone thinks you're dead gives you enough time to get through the full 5 days.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:29 pm to TeddyPadillac
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I would then drive my company car that i hate, and drive to hwy 90 at Gibson and get onto highway 20, old highway 90. I turn off at one of the many pump stations that aren't used anymore and find a way to hide the car in there in the swamp.
I'd then walk along the train tracks back to Schriever, about 10 miles. I'd find my way back to my Paw Paw's old house that they moved out of 15 years ago. They have an old barn there that has an upstairs and I know the people that live there don't use the barn. I am positive i can break into that barn without breaking anything since i know every nook and cranny of it from playing in it as a kid.
I'd then live there the next 5 days and since there's a toilet in it, i can relieve myself at times when i know no one is around.
I'd take a guess that your parents or someone else in your family knows about this location, and they'd catch you there within the day.
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If i thought for a second that someone was coming, i can easily hide up there. There's only 2 people that know that 2x12's were used as the floor joists for the second floor with plywood above and below it. Well anyone can know that. But, there's a one section at the end where the plywood was hinged and can open up as a secret compartment. My paw paw and I are the only two people that know about that, and my paw paw died recently. I still don't know what his intention was in building that. There's 2x4s under it, which were built for shelving so i know it can hold me if i get in it.
Not bad, but you've got to remember that there will be Bloodhounds and they will smell you through the floorboards.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:31 pm to cas4t
No two day buffer period. Waters down the situation imo
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:35 pm to JBeam
if we're going strictly off of hiding then I think the above-ground grave is probably the best idea so far
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:36 pm to TeddyPadillac
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t would take a while to find the car
It wouldn't take more than 2 minutes to find it. If you have a company car, trust me, your employers have put a GPS tracker on it just in case you're fricking around on the job. A company car is just about the dumbest thing you could drive.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:36 pm to JBeam
feel like you would have to kill one of your single neighbors and take their vehicle. have a few tanks of gas in the trunk and just live in the vehicle for 2-3 days then repeat the process
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:41 pm to TeddyPadillac
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And even if they thought to look at that house, which i don't see as a possibility b/c it's just a random house, i can still hide in it.
Wait, what?! It's your fricking grandparents house. If I were an FBI Investigator here would be my first commands in about 30 seconds: "First check his house for any cell phones, computers, or any evidence that shows where he may be heading. Next look at his parents house, find out who his best friends are, where his grandparents lived, and any other relative's residence, now or former, that they could be hiding in, and I want bloodhounds to search all of these residences. Next we'll check the woods and the surrounding area, and call up his company since his car is missing and almost surely has a GPS on it."
Seriously, they'd probably beat you to your grandparents' house and wait for you at the barn when they find out pretty much immediately where your car is. Your plan is retarded and probably one of the first 5 places they'd think to look for you.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 5:51 pm to TeddyPadillac
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Are they just going to automatically search and demolish every house in a 50 mile area that has any significance to me, 40+ houses probably?
Even if I didn't know you, your grandparents' house would probably be house number 3/4 I'd check, after yours and your parents. If this were the biggest manhunt in history, I'd check any house within your lifetime that you or any immediate family member has lived in, and then check out your social networks and check anyone who has more than 25% of shared connections. It's pretty fricking obvious why you'd go there: Because you know it and it's familiar. I'd be thinking "Well surely he isn't dumb enough to hide here, but at least it's a prime place to get evidence, and bring the hounds just in case he's dumb enough to go here."
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It would take technology to find me in it, even if they looked in it. And i just don't see that happening in the short time period they have to find me considering the transportation opportunities and swamp i'm around.
Well there's also this thing in outer space called a satellite that is directly linked to your car, and something tells me you'd be dumb enough to carry your cell phone in your pocket. The technology is the reason they should find you, but they'd find you regardless because you're dumb enough to hide where your grandfather once lived. It's complete amateur hour.
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