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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:23 pm to UpToPar
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:23 pm to UpToPar
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But, in an hour the person giving you the tattoo will know and will presumably alert everyone that the person they are looking for has henna tattoos all over their head.
Not if I kill him first.
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:23 pm to fightin tigers
How could you not have taken it that way? Every single human being is searching for you. If they see you. You lose.
This is why the whole "staying on the move" plan would probably fail.
This is why the whole "staying on the move" plan would probably fail.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:26 pm to JBeam
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How could you not have taken it that way? Every single human being is searching for you. If they see you. You lose.
I took it as identifying you.
In your case anything that involves being outside is out of the question since astronauts can claim to see you from the space station.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:26 pm to JBeam
You're best option might be to just find a space between your walls in your house and hide there. Bring some water and food with you. Like someone else said, the first place they are going to check is your house. They are probably going to check it inside and out, but after that they will likely move on to other places. If you could survive the initial search of your house, I think you stand a good chance.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:28 pm to UpToPar
Yeah because they won't search your house first and have the dogs with them
You're in second place for worst idea of the thread
You're in second place for worst idea of the thread
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:29 pm to JBeam
I would go to costume store
Buy superman costume
Put hair in fish net
Then walk around like every dAy
5 days later I win
I might also try to disguise my voice by putting olive oil all over
It
Buy superman costume
Put hair in fish net
Then walk around like every dAy
5 days later I win
I might also try to disguise my voice by putting olive oil all over
It
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:31 pm to fightin tigers
Exactly why would you want to be outside?
It's just my opinion, but this experiment calls for you to put together a roughly decent plan in an hour and find somewhere that you could hide out for five days.
The disguise idea would take too much time and highly doubt someone could come up with something that would really fool authorities.
It's just my opinion, but this experiment calls for you to put together a roughly decent plan in an hour and find somewhere that you could hide out for five days.
The disguise idea would take too much time and highly doubt someone could come up with something that would really fool authorities.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:31 pm to UpToPar
quote:
You're best option might be to just find a space between your walls in your house and hide there. Bring some water and food with you. Like someone else said, the first place they are going to check is your house. They are probably going to check it inside and out, but after that they will likely move on to other places. If you could survive the initial search of your house, I think you stand a good chance.
Yeah, great idea, because when they go in with the dogs and infrared camera (and please note unlike the other locations, they'll have dozens upon dozens of dogs there in order to pick up the scent and go to another area), not to mention the fact that they'll stay at the house for like a month to pick up even the most subtle of clues, then you stand a great chance. Seriously, all you're doing is insisting that you can't move whatsoever throughout this process. They and the media aren't leaving your house within those 5 days. They'd find you within the hour.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:32 pm to Paige
Someone on reddit posted that they would hide in their closet. Because the cops wouldn't check a locked door 
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:33 pm to JBeam
Why would the cops try to check locked door if there are open onesjudt make sure most doors are unlocked in house
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:33 pm to Paige
quote:not so sure. this might be worse than the deer stand.
You're in second place for worst idea of the thread
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:36 pm to runningTiger
My point is hiding in your apartment, house, grandma's house or dad's hunting camp is fricking stupid in this situation.
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:38 pm to OMLandshark
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not to mention the fact that they'll stay at the house for like a month to pick up even the most subtle of clues
you only have to remain undetected for 5 days.
quote:
when they go in with the dogs and infrared camera
If they have dogs and infrared cameras, you're fricked no matter what.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:38 pm to JBeam
Little more and hear my following thoughts about how I would evade the people for five days.
I would first cut off all my hair. This will take about 30 seconds. I didn't get paint and paint myself blue. Like the blue man on Broadway. Not by too late now.
So I have probably 58 minutes left. I probably while I was at Home Depot would buy rope. Masking tape. And duck tape. And maybe some cock. These are helpful for them laterand will help if you need to travel on the road. Plunger might be useful if if you don't stay hydrated. Constipation causes big poop and you don't want to get stuck in a house with a broken toilet ball everyone is looking for you so get the plunger while you're there too.
So now I figure I have about 40 minutes to prepare.I would get on the bus. And then I would break into a YMCA. I would find the ball room next to the gym. And thenI would post up next to the blue mats that people used to wrestle on. I'm all blue so no one would see me.
YMCA has lots of water fountains so hopefully I can stay hydrated and not have to use the plunger. I also have duct tapeand rope to use if anyone catches me in the ballroom I would just tie them up and duct tape their mouth so they could make noise and tell them to keep quiet. I think this would work
I would first cut off all my hair. This will take about 30 seconds. I didn't get paint and paint myself blue. Like the blue man on Broadway. Not by too late now.
So I have probably 58 minutes left. I probably while I was at Home Depot would buy rope. Masking tape. And duck tape. And maybe some cock. These are helpful for them laterand will help if you need to travel on the road. Plunger might be useful if if you don't stay hydrated. Constipation causes big poop and you don't want to get stuck in a house with a broken toilet ball everyone is looking for you so get the plunger while you're there too.
So now I figure I have about 40 minutes to prepare.I would get on the bus. And then I would break into a YMCA. I would find the ball room next to the gym. And thenI would post up next to the blue mats that people used to wrestle on. I'm all blue so no one would see me.
YMCA has lots of water fountains so hopefully I can stay hydrated and not have to use the plunger. I also have duct tapeand rope to use if anyone catches me in the ballroom I would just tie them up and duct tape their mouth so they could make noise and tell them to keep quiet. I think this would work
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 6:40 pm
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:39 pm to runningTiger
quote:
Duck
quote:what
Cock
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:40 pm to jimbeam
The white stuff u seal stuff with
Would be handy in the ball room if caught or to eliminate draft if heater isn't in
Would be handy in the ball room if caught or to eliminate draft if heater isn't in
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:41 pm to JBeam
quote:
Might point is hiding in your apartment, house, grandma's house or dad's hunting camp is fricking stupid in this situation.
He's not a bright guy. runningTiger would probably just put a plastic bag over his head and accidentally suffocate himself before the cops ever found him.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:41 pm to link
Getting to the location without leaving a clue might be the hardest part. ur car can be traced back, if you steal one its obvious, bike is way too visible, boat would take a little luck to have everything ready and then u still have to hide it.
u essentially cant leave a clue to where u are within 20 miles.
u essentially cant leave a clue to where u are within 20 miles.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 6:43 pm to jeffsdad
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Getting to the location without leaving a clue might be the hardest part. ur car can be traced back, if you steal one its obvious, bike is way too visible, boat would take a little luck to have everything ready and then u still have to hide it.
u essentially cant leave a clue to where u are within 20 miles.
I don't know, there's usually some other car jacking within a 20 mile vicinity if you live in an Urban/Suburban area.
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