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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...

Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:11 pm to
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86128 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:11 pm to
Not to mention the feds would only have to enlist the services of their gay smelling dogs and you'd be sniffed out in a half hour.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25066 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:12 pm to
Yeah I see that now. In that case I would grab all the items I listed and head to the empty greenhouse behind Smoking Aces BBQ on government street. Only place I can think of that I could get to in less than an hour without driving and I doubt anyone would look there.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25066 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:14 pm to
son of a bitch, I forgot about those
Posted by fightingtiger2335
heh?
Member since Aug 2007
61157 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:14 pm to
Ya who would look for a black guy around a bbq joint? Why not try the nearest chicken and watermellon huts while at it
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:16 pm to
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
46515 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

Ya who would look for a black guy around a bbq joint? Why not try the nearest chicken and watermellon huts while at it


Sampson is black??

Posted by fightingtiger2335
heh?
Member since Aug 2007
61157 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:17 pm to
I just assume alot
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39015 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

Ya who would look for a black guy around a bbq joint? Why not try the nearest chicken and watermellon huts while at it



Is it racist if its funny?
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25066 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:18 pm to
I'm not black, Im gay. Gay people don't eat BBQ champ.

So yeah your point is shite.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13476 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:18 pm to
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i think the first thing a search party would do is figure out the last known palce you were, and search a radius of, say, 100 miles...working off the assumption that you could possibly have driven 100 miles an hour for an hour before you had to get off a public road and start running/hiding


Trooper gets on you and the police chase ensues. Hope you don't have a dog.
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

Gay people don't eat BBQ champ.


My gay friends LOVE BBQ.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39015 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

Gay people don't eat BBQ champ.


Why? Too much finger licking?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138532 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:20 pm to
bone sucking BBQ, poxie?
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25066 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:20 pm to
Stop laughing Pox, I need your support while Festus and his gang try to belittle me and my ideas.
Posted by The Ostrich
Member since May 2009
2746 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:20 pm to
hop on a cargo train and chill
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19945 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:20 pm to
maybe, but it's possible there wasn't a cop around. you have to work on the assumption that everything went the fugitive's way for the first hour, and he's as far away as he could reasonably be before you go searching.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86128 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:20 pm to
Would you really have to kill them? Just tie them up for 5 days and hang out with them.
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

Would you really have to kill them? Just tie them up for 5 days and hang out with them.
But then, technically, they would know where you were.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13476 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

maybe, but it's possible there wasn't a cop around. you have to work on the assumption that everything went the fugitive's way for the first hour, and he's as far away as he could reasonably be before you go searching.


True. I also think this would work much better in a foreign country. There's just too much to work with in America. Some cave in a desert in the middle of nowhere is much more likely to work than the basin, farmland, or anywhere with structures.
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36749 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 4:22 pm to
You wouldn't. This is not possible
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