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I'm TPOS. *Cat Update*

Posted on 8/18/18 at 4:58 pm
Posted by WhyMan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2016
1429 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 4:58 pm
Went to visit my parents earlier and accidentally ran over their cat. I didn't know what to do so I threw the in my trunk.
My mom peeked her head out of the front door just as I closed the trunk.
I'm sitting on their couch watching TV with my dad now and my mom is looking for the cat.

Wwtotd?

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Damn guys I'm so lucky, y'all would never guess what happened.

My Mom's cat came back today! She called me to tell me.

Apparently, I ran over a different neighbourhood cat that looked just like hers.
I couldn't tell the difference, still didn't tell her what I thought I did.
Texted my dad and he called me a lucky SOB, lol
Think I'll be trashy and buy a couple poweball tickets tonight!
This post was edited on 8/21/18 at 3:58 pm
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38786 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 4:59 pm to
Pet cementary an option ?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35041 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:00 pm to







Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117711 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:00 pm to
Tell them y’all are having Chinese food tonight, your treat.
Posted by Bamboozles
BR
Member since Jul 2008
2303 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:00 pm to
Make some chinese for them....home made and fresh

ETA: damn it...missed out
This post was edited on 8/18/18 at 5:01 pm
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:01 pm to
Be a man about it.












Throw the cat in the trash can and buy your parents a Dog.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117711 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:01 pm to
Rahahahahar redneck too srow
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45583 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:02 pm to
Circle the block once you leave, show back up & tell them you found it in the street

Posted by LSUTigerBait07
SD, Chicago, or New Orleans
Member since Sep 2007
2191 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:06 pm to
I let me my wife look for her cat even though I saw a coyote run off with it.

Helped her to think it might have found another home.
Posted by Uncle Don
The Big House
Member since Jul 2018
4229 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:06 pm to
Tell your old man you just smashed his wife's pussy.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28904 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

Pet cementary an option ?


Sometimes dead is better
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26576 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:07 pm to
You killed your mom's cat when you were born...
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24263 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

I threw the cat in my trunk.

With this heat, it should be ready to serve in about a half hour.
:Food/Drink Board:
This post was edited on 8/18/18 at 5:20 pm
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:10 pm to
Great short fiction piece. Would read again.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21159 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:10 pm to
Why, man?
Posted by rickyh
Positiger Nation
Member since Dec 2003
12460 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:12 pm to
Quick call me and you can have the one my daughter left when she moved out.
Posted by WhyMan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2016
1429 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:12 pm to
Not a bad idea. It's one of those black and white ones. I hate for her to see it dead, it's their anniversary tomorrow and I don't want my mom to be upset
This post was edited on 8/18/18 at 5:16 pm
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17101 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

Went to visit my parents earlier and accidentally ran over their cat. I didn't know what to do so I threw the in my trunk


Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:17 pm to
Okay, this thread has potential.

Get a cat that looks EXACTLY like theirs to replace it. Paint one if you have to.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117711 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:18 pm to
Still in the trunk?
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