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Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:22 pm to WhyMan
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Went to visit my parents earlier and accidentally ran over their cat.
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WhyMan
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:27 pm to WhyMan
This is fricking funny. I mean sorry for the loss of the pet, but you sitting there on the couch all nervous with blood on your hands and making chit chat just makes me laugh.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:30 pm to WhyMan
If they have home security cameras you have more work to do, and fast
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:32 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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Get a cat that looks EXACTLY like theirs to replace it.quote:.
Paint one if you have to
Just don't use the same painting instruction manual that zoo in Egypt did when they tried to pass off a donkey as a zebra.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:34 pm to WhyMan
Next your mom will have pictures posted all over the neighborhood.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:37 pm to WhyMan
Tell them you found the cat in the driveway upon arrival and thought it better that they not see their pet
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:38 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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Get a cat that looks EXACTLY like theirs to replace it. Paint one if you have to.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:40 pm to BRgetthenet
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Still in the trunk?
Yeah, I just told my dad what happened and he laughed. I told him I'm TPOS
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:41 pm to WhyMan
Let's see if Dad helps you cover it up
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:41 pm to WhyMan
Put under your neighbors tire.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:41 pm to WhyMan
Now your car is a Pussy Wagon
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:43 pm to Bustedsack
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Put under your Mom's tire.
Then she will only blame herself. Best possible solution from this point.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:43 pm to WhyMan
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Wwtotd
At dinner, pull it out of your trunk, drag it by it’s tail, and then slam it on the table.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:43 pm to WhyMan
Just tell your mom that your dad always told you to never put the pussy on a pedestal
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:46 pm to WhyMan
This did not happen 
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:46 pm to WhyMan
One of the best posts I've seen on this site.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:46 pm to fightin tigers
My mom walked over to the neighbors, yeah they do have a security camera, checking the footage now. So far he said he will keep quiet about it, but I have to go bury it some where.
She went to PetSmart this morning and bought cat stuff.
She went to PetSmart this morning and bought cat stuff.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:49 pm to WhyMan
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checking the footage now.
Your mom is going to see you commit vehicular petslaughter and cover it up.
This thread delivers.
Posted on 8/18/18 at 5:50 pm to WhyMan
Why would anyone check camera footage to look for a pet?
Doesnt really make sense.
Doesnt really make sense.
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