re: I'm TPOS. *Cat Update*

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Maybe I'll surprise him with an offshore fishing trip or something.

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Ya know what likes fish filets?



Cats (when they aren’t dead in the trunk of a car)

That undead cat is gonna come flying out of the trunk like Mr. Chow when you finally open it, and sink its infected claws into your scrotun. :prayerssent:

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Went to visit my parents earlier and accidentally ran over their cat.

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I didn't know what to do so I threw the in my trunk.

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They have 9 lives, if nobody has killed your moms cat before, you should just open the trunk.

However, if you ran over the cat, then suffocated it in the trunk you are down to 7.

The cat will be alive when he opens the trunk. That is how this story plays out.

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Missing an eye, broken fang, shattered ribs.

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Is this the Drake Davis thread?

Who the frick is Drake Davis?

This is zombie cat time.

I can’t criticize. I ran over a cat in the driveway once and put it in a box in the trunk to be disposed of elsewhere.

Pretty sure it was the neighbor’s cat. My parents don’t have a cat. Cats are trashy.

My neighborhood is apparently trashy.

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