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I'm considering sponsoring a homeless person to panhandle.

Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:08 am
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:08 am
Well, hes not officially homeless yet. I would pick him up and take him to street corner in the morning and would pick him up in the afternoon. He doesnt have a car.

I was wondering how much I should ask for a cut and is it legal for me to be involved?
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88341 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:09 am to
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I was wondering how much I should ask for a cut
35.0%
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59347 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:10 am to
25% and only if you get caught. Be prepared to stab a few other vagrants to keep your corner though
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15614 posts
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Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:11 am to
Just ask for a $20. If you ask for a percent you’ll never get an honest answer on what the days pull was.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66557 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:11 am to
I would demand 40%
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
24530 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:12 am to
Great idea! Head to Costco first for deodorant and garbage bags for your car seats.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76123 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:12 am to
Do you own a business? Give him one of those signs to spin while he is at it.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:12 am to
quote:

Well, hes not officially homeless yet. I would pick him up and take him to street corner in the morning and would pick him up in the afternoon. He doesnt have a car.


This legit happens in Nola...I'm sure you can ask a few
Posted by OT_Marvel
LA
Member since Nov 2019
246 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:13 am to
Perfectly legal to be a PP (Panhandler Pimp). Just know that your competitors have nothing to lose.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76173 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:15 am to
Who’s going to monitor his daily cash intake?

If you ask him at the end of the day how much he took in, get ready to hear a low number.

Pimps have the same problem.

Which is kind of what you are contemplating becoming....
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:16 am to
quote:

Perfectly legal to be a PP (Panhandler Pimp). Just know that your competitors have nothing to lose.


This guy is pitiful, minimally deformed and almost a dwarf. Hes disabled as well and struggling to make ends meet. He would kill it panhandling.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106092 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:17 am to
Is this like sponsoring a golfer on the PGA tour? I might be interested in a share.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20406 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:20 am to
Do some hand exercises. Gotta keep that pimp hand strong.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61797 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:23 am to
Stupid
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:24 am to
Nah. I’d demand around 80%.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Pimps have the same problem.

Which is kind of what you are contemplating becoming....


If he became a prostitute, I want no part of that. Thats illegal. I'm trying to help this guy and need to be compensated for my time. It's more comparable to an Uber driver.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36179 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Pimps have the same problem.

Which is kind of what you are contemplating becoming....


Yep. The OP is going to have to be willing to slap his hobo around a bit. Otherwise skimming will occur. If the OP has some Italian gentlemen living in his neighborhood who often wear track suits I'd maybe reach out to them for a little business advice
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:30 am to
I can see the point of a whore having a pimp. What do you offer your whore in exchange?
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28324 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:30 am to
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