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re: I'm considering sponsoring a homeless person to panhandle.

Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:31 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:31 am to
quote:

What do you offer your whore in exchange?


let the bum use his charger to charge his iPhone?
Posted by RabidTiger
Member since Nov 2009
3127 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:36 am to
Jesus man, either help him or don't help him. Are you really so hard up that you need a cut? If you are you may as well get on a corner with him.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:37 am to
quote:

I can see the point of a whore having a pimp. What do you offer your whore in exchange?


Transportation mainly. Maybe money management. I may take him to church and try to straighten him out.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131771 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:40 am to
I was approaching the light for Annunciation and Calliope and a pretty new crossover with Florida plates was in front of me, it stops at the light and 3 "homeless guys" get out of the car complete with signs and start walking towards different blocks.

It cracked me up.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2520 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 11:43 am to
Are you sure these guys coming from the Florida crossover were homeless and not in costume?
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 12:02 pm to
Be ready to handle your business.



Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7738 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 12:11 pm to
Make sure you rotate people and intersections. If I see the same person more than once I believe it is their fulltime job.
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13606 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 12:53 pm to
Can't do percentages. You're asking to get cheated. Flat fee only. Unless of course he uses square, then you could track the transaction history of credit card donations and take a cut of that on top of your daily cash flat fee....

Not that I spent more than a minute working this out in my head or anything...
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98756 posts
Posted on 2/12/20 at 1:19 pm to
You have to be prepared to beat him for dishonesty.

'Member, the only strong hand is the pimp hand.
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