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I’m a boss who fires anyone without six-pack abs — I have high standards
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:37 pm
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:37 pm
Must have 6 pack to work here
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They thought this alleged policy was ab-ominable. Get shredded or he’ll shred your contract: An Arizona sales trainer and car salesman has been ripped up and down online after controversially claiming that he won’t hire anyone who doesn’t possess rippling six-pack abs, as seen in a video blowing up on Instagram. But Andy Elliott, 43, told The Post doesn’t care what soggy-stomach online trolls think: his policy is abs-olute. “If you get hired on in our company, you got a certain amount of time to get your body in shape or it just shows me you don’t care,” Elliott said. “I mean, I’ve got one [a six-pack], 90% of my team has one. And you know, if I say, ‘Get a six-pack,’ my team understands what I mean.”
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Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:39 pm to Ziippy
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:39 pm to Ziippy
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sales trainer and car salesman
Why does that profession attract so many tryhards.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:40 pm to Ziippy
A six pack of Claws would probably have him on his knees.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:43 pm to gizmothepug
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soggy-stomach online trolls
Reporting for duty.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:45 pm to Ziippy
Congrats on having that ripped bod but only making $50k a year Chief
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:46 pm to Ziippy
I bought a stud finder from Lowes the other day, turned it on and it kept recognizing me as a stud. I can apply for this job.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:48 pm to Ziippy
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But Andy Elliott, 43, told The Post doesn’t care what soggy-stomach online trolls think: his policy is abs-olute. “If you get hired on in our company, you got a certain amount of time to get your body in shape or it just shows me you don’t care,” Elliott said.
Sounds like he's gay.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:48 pm to OweO
The wordpuns in that snippet are ab-horrent.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:56 pm to Ziippy
I have caught him on his YouTube channel the past few weeks. The man does some serious motivational work. Very interesting to hear him talk. Wife works alongside him and is fairly decent. But man, he has to start wearing some longer pants.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:58 pm to Ziippy
Hes a car salesman grifter
Posted on 8/18/23 at 9:59 pm to OweO
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I bought a stud finder from Lowes the other day, turned it on and it kept recognizing me as a stud. I can apply for this job
Well your legs are made of wood baw
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:02 pm to Ziippy
The amount of abs you show is genetic. Hence why Schwarzenegger famously only had a 4 pack
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:03 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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Hes a car salesman grifter
That’s almost redundant.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:08 pm to Ziippy
He's a homo and wants to hire what he is attracted to. If I could hire only what I liked, we would be working at Natural C's, thigh-gap, autos.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:11 pm to Adam4848
My rule would be a well coiffed, full head of hair. So his bald headed arse wouldn’t he working for me 
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:15 pm to Hangit
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He's a homo and wants to hire what he is attracted to
Would you buy anything from a slob? Women drive 80% of consumer spending and that’s reality unfortunately
This post was edited on 8/18/23 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:23 pm to Ziippy
And yet he's not remotely attractive.
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:32 pm to Ziippy
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