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re: I’m a boss who fires anyone without six-pack abs — I have high standards

Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:33 pm to
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1033 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:33 pm to
Nor are most of his employees - at least those pictured.
This post was edited on 8/18/23 at 11:10 pm
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4455 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:40 pm to
Car sales has to be one of the easiest jobs right now. Got a 2024 Toyota Grand Highlander a few weeks ago and the salesman straight up said, “we are selling this at MSRP, we get more cars from Toyota each month so long as we sell x amount.” I’m sure other less in demand brands still have more to deal with but no doubt would consider a job at a Toyota dealership.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23832 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:42 pm to
Sounds gay to me
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59714 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 10:44 pm to
That stomach is still one of the funnier things I’ve seen in awhile.
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2190 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 11:08 pm to
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tryhards


We were able to say the real word that sort of rhymes with it when I was younger....
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33144 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 11:17 pm to
I don’t hire bald dudes
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8077 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 11:39 pm to
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Wife works alongside him and is fairly decent.


Pretty sure the dude ratted out his business partners to the federal government and got them all sent up the river to cover his arse for running scams.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 11:45 pm to
quote:

I bought a stud finder from Lowes the other day, turned it on and it kept recognizing me as a stud.

Probably because you had a horse's dick up your arse.
Posted by lsu223
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2133 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 11:47 pm to
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Pretty sure the dude ratted out his business partners to the federal government and got them all sent up the river to cover his arse for running scams.


Yup. Was paying off lenders to approve loans. All sorts of unethical stuff. Turned on his partners and then started making YouTube videos.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13667 posts
Posted on 8/18/23 at 11:49 pm to
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The wordpuns in that snippet are ab-horrent.


Ab-solutely. All puns were straightforward and not oblique. Car dealer do need to sit up and crunch the numbers, as interest rates have wreck us, from coast to coast (intercostal?).
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17603 posts
Posted on 8/19/23 at 12:05 am to
He must not have any women on his team. Try firing a woman because she weighs too much. It won't end well unless there's an obscure labor law in that state.
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27329 posts
Posted on 8/19/23 at 12:09 am to
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He must not have any women on his team. Try firing a woman because she weighs too much. It won't end well unless there's an obscure labor law in that state.


Unless you’re Lizzo
Posted by Im4datigers
Northern Virginia
Member since Oct 2003
4466 posts
Posted on 8/19/23 at 6:59 am to
Dudes a fraud. Watch his videos on Facebook. You can’t help the train wreck. And yes he did rat out his business partners a while back.

Nobody’s even talking about those pants he wears. I feel sorry for them really.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8205 posts
Posted on 8/19/23 at 7:12 am to
Support. Anyone who skips gym, is likely lazy in other aspects of life. Work place included
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119408 posts
Posted on 8/19/23 at 7:15 am to
Can I spend 8 hours of my work day at the gym?
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24839 posts
Posted on 8/19/23 at 7:19 am to
His take is stupid, but people who take care of their body often excel in other aspects of their lives. Fatties don’t like to hear this, but it’s true.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90816 posts
Posted on 8/19/23 at 7:34 am to
That’s pretty extreme.

I will say I follow a general rule of not hiring extremely obese people. As a former employer of mine once said “they didn’t get that fat by working hard”
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71319 posts
Posted on 8/19/23 at 7:39 am to
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The wordpuns in that snippet are ab-horrent.




I wouldn't have been able to stomach the whole article.
Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
1408 posts
Posted on 8/19/23 at 7:40 am to
Salesmen?
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
2933 posts
Posted on 8/19/23 at 8:13 am to
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I bought a stud finder from Lowes the other day, turned it on and it kept recognizing me as a stud. I can apply for this job.


Then you need to be trying out for the Special Olympics
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