re: Im 93 years young. Ask me anything

He requested you post more memes in black and white.

Do you even give a shite about whether or not food tastes good?

Do you still have all your original parts?

Have we talked about your balls yet?

Do the balls shrink? Even though the scrotum sags?

How many meds are you on, and for what condition(s)?

Do you look at any 90 year old women and think to yourself, “I’d like to frick that old wrinkly bitch?”

Have you ever given oral sex to a 90 year old woman? Anal?

When you try to have sex now, are you just pushing your limp dick onto dry, leathery, wrinkly, gray haired body parts hoping for something unexpected to happen? Does that mentally arouse you even though you physically feel nothing?

You ever walk around naked knowing you pretty much get an old man pass for any shenanigans you engage in?

He's full of shite.

What was Charlie Chapman like?

You're 93 and using a pc?

My grandma died over a decade ago and she could skype and everything. Some people have superior intelligence.

*posting on the OT in no way proves said intelligence

Well good morning friend. You sure stay up late into the night. I’m using my Apple iPhone a gift from my youngest. This thing can do anything. Best part is talking on the video I highly recommended it It’s the Apple iPhone

Well that sure is a mouthful.
Of course o can taste my food and SJP has a gourmet chef. Not a cook. A chef.
I have two Inter replacements so I suppose I don’t
I don’t think we discussed my balls but I still have them although they ain’t doing much work. The scrotum does sag as you age but just a bit. It’s not hitting my knees or anything silly
I take pills every morning for blood pressure cholesterol and syphilis. I’m joking around. My syohilis was cured years ago.
Look buddy no one and I mean no one looks at a 90 year old woman or man and has that thought and that business of mouthing a pussy hole isn’t a thing for my generation. Frankly I don’t see how it’s a thing for any generation. Seems odd.
I did try anal here and there. Learned about it on leave in Korea. I enjoyed it as that hole is extra tight so you get a lot of friction which is the name of the game now my last time doing it and why I stopped is after I let loose with the swimmers and pulled out I saw and smelled some brown juice and sort of a slurry leaking out. I almost lost my mind but kept it together washed up in the bathroom and got the hell out of there. Never tried it again.
Sex is over for me. The hydraulics have failed.

There’s lots of things here I don’t know what they mean like OP and AMA but this fella doing the typing is right. Some fella sure did tell me to start up a deal where I say I’m old so ask me anything I sue appreciate him for it. I have enjoyed the last two days more than any other day in many years. It’s just so nice to chat with nice me. We called it good fellowship but I hear that word now means something else with a priest and an alterboy. Now I’ll say right here that I’m a proud catholic and was an alterboy for a few years. The priest were second dads to us. No weird stuff but I do avoid saying fellowship anyway. But now I got of course. I sure thank all of you and especially the fella who got me going. I’m thinking up other topics I can field questions on but drawing a blank. One more thing you fellas sure got straight to the sex questions and never really got off them. I know it’s interesting but there’s other things of much greater interest

What was your favorite decade and why?