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re: I’m 22 & stuck in the body of an 8-year-old – only creeps want to date me

Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
16380 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:22 pm to
She looks adult neck up on that couch pic and the sipping drink pic.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
59921 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:23 pm to
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I sympathize with her plight, she was dealt a shite hand. But I mean of course only creeps are going to pursue what appears to be a child and non-pedos are going to find it hard to overlook or be attracted to for obvious reasons


Even if she finds somebody that isn't a creeper who can deal with it its still going to be incredibly difficult to be w/the person in public. Good luck going on dates where the cops are always getting called on you b/c it looks like an adult man is grooming a kid. frick that sucks for her.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5578 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:24 pm to
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training to work at the strip club


what are you 80? women do this as a fun class all the time now
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
40400 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:24 pm to
IWHI

For whatever that is worth
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59752 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:25 pm to
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what are you 80? women do this as a fun class all the time now


Simp.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:34 pm to
Women are just this way. A six-foot tall black chick will expect a dude who's into short asian chicks to fall for her just based on her intellect and successful career... or something.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
25581 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:38 pm to
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Hope she finds true love

But I couldn’t do it

I would feel so gross

same here...
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
171738 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:38 pm to
IWHI
Not bc she looks 8 but I’ve been told I have the penis of an 8 year old so I see a lot of compatibility.
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1454 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:51 pm to
Thought this was going to be some weird “identifies” person story
Posted by Tigermite
Member since Nov 2004
931 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:51 pm to
Is she the only human in the world with this problem? Surely there are some dudes out there with the same condition she could meet. My biggest concern if i were her would be being able to buy a beer
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
12346 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:52 pm to
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she the only human in the world with this problem? Surely there are some dudes out there with the same condition she could meet.


Maybe she don't wanna date a who looks like an 8 year old boy??
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:53 pm to
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Is she the only human in the world with this problem? Surely there are some dudes out there with the same condition she could meet. My biggest concern if i were her would be being able to buy a beer


That's the thing- she'd certainly turn the guy down. Women never settle for their looks-match. They all expect a lantern-jawed protagonist type, and in our simp-laden matriarchy they often get it. This chick just needs to realize she's getting Pedo-Chad.
This post was edited on 12/23/21 at 12:54 pm
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79547 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:53 pm to
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Maybe she don't wanna date a who looks like an 8 year old boy??



That's Acreboy territory
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82673 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 12:58 pm to
Oh I’ll give her a break, just for therapeutic reasons of course
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
21873 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 1:10 pm to
on the plus side, she can probably do cartoon voiceovers for the rest of her life.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13054 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 1:12 pm to
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on the plus side, she can probably do cartoon voiceovers for the rest of her life.


I was thinking she could do child acting roles but not have to abide by the rules that child actors can only work 4 hour days or whatever it is. Helloooo Nickelodeon.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148016 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 1:13 pm to
Thats an awful way to live. Feel bad for her
Posted by bucknut
Lufkin, Texas
Member since Dec 2013
1832 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 1:13 pm to
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A little 6 month meth bender should age her a bit as well.

Based
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82673 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 1:15 pm to
In stead of feeling sorry for herself she could really capitalize on her condition in several ways and have a pretty cool life
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
4920 posts
Posted on 12/23/21 at 1:42 pm to


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