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If you’re in a bathroom stall in a busy bathroom and need to fart..
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:01 pm
Do you you just let it rip and and echo throughout the bathroom, or do you wait until everyone leaves the bathroom?
I normally just let it rip. Afterwards, I usually wait until the people in the bathroom who heard it leave before I come out. It just seems a bit embarrassing for some reason for everyone to look and see who was sounding like a tuba and a bass guitar in the stall.
I normally just let it rip. Afterwards, I usually wait until the people in the bathroom who heard it leave before I come out. It just seems a bit embarrassing for some reason for everyone to look and see who was sounding like a tuba and a bass guitar in the stall.
This post was edited on 6/17/22 at 1:02 pm
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Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:02 pm to cbree88
If I'm in a bathroom... any expelling of gas goes.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:03 pm to cbree88
I just let it go and chuckle. Sometimes I even clinch my arse to wake it up a bit.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:03 pm to cbree88
Let it rip and giggle afterward.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:04 pm to cbree88
I remember as a kid coming from a Gulf Coast trip with the CYO, pissing in a urinal next to the toilet stalls, an old man was letting them rip with obviously Howitzer shits. I couldn't stop laughing my arse off. I guess that kind of stuff was funny to a 15 y/o...
This post was edited on 6/17/22 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:06 pm to cbree88
If you can’t let it rip in a bathroom, what are we even doing here?
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:07 pm to cbree88
The life hack for this situation is to lift up off the seat (standing if one must), squeeze one's butt cheeks, and try to squeak/silence the toot out.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:08 pm to cbree88
quote:
Do you you just let it rip and and echo throughout the bathroom, or do you wait until everyone leaves the bathroom?
I normally just let it rip. Afterwards, I usually wait until the people in the bathroom who heard it leave before I come out. It just seems a bit embarrassing for some reason for everyone to look and see who was sounding like a tuba and a bass guitar in the stall.
I explained this exact situation to my wife a week ago. She took a screen shot of this and sent it to me just now asking if I started this thread.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:08 pm to cbree88
I’ll wait until more people walk in.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:10 pm to bee Rye
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If you can’t let it rip in a bathroom, what are we even doing here?
Who downvotes this?
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:10 pm to cbree88
It's a bathroom. It's a room literally built for you to do that in.
I want to see a look of awe, respect, and fear on people's faces when I leave the stall.
I want to see a look of awe, respect, and fear on people's faces when I leave the stall.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:10 pm to Tiger Ike
quote:Pics?
I explained this exact situation to my wife a week ago.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:11 pm to cbree88
I’ve been in too many public bathrooms with shite covered walls to worry about someone hearing me fart
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:11 pm to shutterspeed
quote:
The life hack for this situation is to lift up off the seat (standing if one must), squeeze one's butt cheeks, and try to squeak/silence the toot out.
If you are that embarrassed to fart in a bathroom, your farts probably don’t make too much noise to begin with.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:12 pm to Tiger Ike
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I explained this exact situation to my wife a week ago. She took a screen shot of this and sent it to me just now asking if I started this thread.
If she didn’t know your screen name before, now she does.
This post was edited on 6/17/22 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:13 pm to cbree88
I usually run out of the stall with my pants around my ankles, stare at the person and let it rip. I then run back into the stall afterwards.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:13 pm to cbree88
No bigger power move than ripping a fart at the urinal at work next to colleagues pissing in adjacent urinals.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:13 pm to CaptSpaulding
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If you are that embarrassed to fart in a bathroom, your farts probably don’t make too much noise to begin with.
Gentlemen don't toot.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:14 pm to Tiger Ike
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I explained this exact situation to my wife a week ago.
You just doxxed yourself
Posted on 6/17/22 at 1:14 pm to cbree88
If I know I am going to fart and shite at the same time I yell out "FIRE IN THE HOLE" and let it rip!
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