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Posted on 6/17/22 at 2:28 pm to cbree88
Worst is having explosive diarrhea in a public bathroom so not only do you have to rip farts but you also have to have it sound like a waterfall is coming out of your arse. I usually flush the toilet and shoot out some sprays while the noise from the flush is providing covering fire.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 2:32 pm to cbree88
Posted on 6/17/22 at 2:33 pm to cbree88
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Do you you just let it rip and and echo throughout the bathroom, or do you wait until everyone leaves the bathroom?
This sounds like something a woman would ask.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 2:37 pm to shutterspeed
quote:If you ate both of the box combos, this is not a good idea to try.
The life hack for this situation is to lift up off the seat (standing if one must), squeeze one's butt cheeks, and try to squeak/silence the toot out.
Stay on the seat to avoid the consequences of any 'misjudgment'.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 2:38 pm to cbree88
Record fart on cell phone. Send to friends.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 2:38 pm to Darth_Vader
Exactly. It's a bathroom. If I gotta fart, I fart.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 2:44 pm to cbree88
I let it rip so everyone knows who the alpha male is
This post was edited on 6/17/22 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 6/17/22 at 2:49 pm to mauser
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Record fart on cell phone. Send to friends.
LOL! I do that sometimes via Whatsapp audio. They already know what it is.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 2:53 pm to cbree88
If I had to fart, I'd have long since cropdusted on the way to the bathroom. So the fart issue has likely been solved prior to urination.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 2:59 pm to cbree88
Just lived this an hour ago. A train of farts. A few soft chuckles from the crowd. Then I held a fart so I could get a good moan and grunt in before I let it fly. No laughter after that.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 3:22 pm to cbree88
Commence Operation Thunder Mug
Posted on 6/17/22 at 3:33 pm to cbree88
I’m 50 so it’s not always easy to tell the difference between a fart or a poop blast, so I don’t hold back.
Posted on 6/17/22 at 6:10 pm to The Spleen
Posted on 6/17/22 at 6:13 pm to cbree88
Let it go & say "NICE!!"
Posted on 6/17/22 at 6:13 pm to cbree88
This is the type of thread that Chicken was hoping for when he founded the site.
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