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re: If you were Brad Pitt in 2005, you staying with Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?

Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:37 am to
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:37 am to
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Supposedly JA was too conservative in the bedroom. Jolie is nuts so there's the crazy sex factor in play. FWIW if you're Brad Pitt you had both and ultimately left both. Perhaps because you have essentially unlimited options
When she was younger and in a relationship with Billy Bob Thornton, they both wore a vial of each other's blood around their neck. Weirdo.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
15060 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:40 am to
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And it's not even close. Jolie makes babies. Jennifer? IDK if she ever been capable of having babies which may be no fault of her own which is kind of sad.
It's not enough for her to make her own babies. She goes to Africa and China and gets other people's babies. Normal people do this when they can't have their own kids. Hollywood people do this to have a new accessory.
Posted by NatalbanyTigerFan
On the water somewhere
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:43 am to
Jolie because how could you ever get tired of seeing those lips wrapped around your rod?
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
48737 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:44 am to
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I cant believe this is even a question




Anniston by a mile





Always has been
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
15077 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:48 am to
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If the rumors about Jolie being a nympho are true, gotta go that way


I bet she’s a nympho and it’s probably the craziest sex you would have in your life.
Posted by DoomGuy504
Member since May 2024
480 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:49 am to
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That's always been a rumor floating around - Brad wanted kids and Jennifer is barren. She usually keeps her opinions pretty close to the vest but she has flipped out a few times on the topic of fertility, so it fits.



She finally came out and confirmed this. Makes sense since Jolie was adopting half of Africa which made more sense for Brad. The irony is he now is in trouble for being a shite head to the kids so Aniston wins again!
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12245 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:50 am to
Aniston according to several men has an issue with vaginal yeast. Its Jolie for me.
Posted by DoomGuy504
Member since May 2024
480 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:52 am to
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When she was younger and in a relationship with Billy Bob Thornton, they both wore a vial of each other's blood around their neck. Weirdo.



She was also making out with her brother. I could see how some here would pick Jolie especially Bama fans.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50809 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:52 am to
I'm not saying Anniston isn't attractive, because well, oh my. But, anyone who chooses this



over this



is not making the funner choice in my opinion.


I've always had a weakness for an exotic look, though.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
56065 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:53 am to
well he did have both
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84761 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:19 am to
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I realize morality and decency toward others is beside the point given the people we are talking about here. But- that is a low down, pretty horrible thing to say in public about one's ex.


When my college gf cheated on me, I made out with her younger sister and told the younger sister that she did butt stuff. If I had a public platform I’d have told the world. Emotional people do trash things.
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2010
2474 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:20 am to
There's a reason that they choose Angelina Jolie to play Lara Croft and not Jennifer Aniston.

Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
27337 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:20 am to
Tough, but Jolie has some of the best tits and lips ever. Plus she just looks like she’s wild in the sack
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11870 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:21 am to
Jennifer Aniston all day every day!
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
16837 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:21 am to
I'm not wanting to be the adopted dad doesn't get invited to graduation.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84761 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:27 am to
That’s a frumpy pic of Aniston though.






Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
7616 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:40 am to
I've heard from multiple people in the entertainment industry that Aniston lives a Bohemian lifestyle and goes without shaving, bathing, etc. for long periods of time. There's a reason why she can't keep a man.

Angelina was one of the hottest women in the world at that point in time, and by all accounts was a demon in the sack. I'd pick her.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60726 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:41 am to
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It's always interesting seeing famously beautiful women in person. They're absolutely stunning and it becomes clear why they're famous. I've heard from multiple first hand accounts that seeing Margot Robbie in the flesh is an experience.
some people like to say it’s all makeup and lighting but it’s really not
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60683 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:43 am to
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She seems more down to earth
except she didn’t want kids, which Brad did, so he left and found someone willing

Whether or not it was a good decision, who knows.
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
7837 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:47 am to
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Anniston by a mile


Looks wise? Not even close. Angelina Jolie is way hotter. Jennifer Aniston is just girl next door.
This post was edited on 5/28/25 at 10:48 am
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