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re: If you SO found out you were secretly a hit man, how would she react?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:40 pm to chinhoyang
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:40 pm to chinhoyang
she'd probably give me a list
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:41 pm to chinhoyang
She'd put my arse on the nearest train.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:42 pm to chinhoyang
My wife watches so much NCIS, Hawaii Five O, etc...She'd probably want in 
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:46 pm to MrLarson
She would asked why must I hit people?
She's blonde
She's blonde
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:49 pm to Restomod
Now that I’ve thought about a little more, another possible reaction could be, “wait, what? Then why in the frick is (insert wife’s work nemesis that she bitches about on a daily basis here____) still walking around?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:52 pm to chinhoyang
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I asked my SO (ex-wife in residence)
Wait, what?
How you just gonna slip that in there like nothing?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:52 pm to chinhoyang
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(ex-wife in residence)
What the hell is this?
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:53 pm to chinhoyang
Tell me to take care of her ex.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:54 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
I just told my girlfriend that I'm a hitman.
She said "No you're not. Tubthumping by Chumbawamba, now that was a hit, man."
She said "No you're not. Tubthumping by Chumbawamba, now that was a hit, man."
Posted on 3/5/19 at 12:55 pm to chinhoyang
Exact same thought, she would give me a “honey do” list!!!!
Posted on 3/5/19 at 1:01 pm to chinhoyang
She'd want to join on the next job
Posted on 3/5/19 at 1:03 pm to PipelineBaw
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Wait, what?
How you just gonna slip that in there like nothing?
It is nothing.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 1:04 pm to Michael Hayes
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She would cry. Then ask how much money I've made.
Yep.
She'd be upset until I pulled up in her new white Range Rover.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 1:47 pm to chinhoyang
Probably be mad about "the lies" but not mad enough to not spend the hitman money...
Posted on 3/5/19 at 1:57 pm to bigpetedatiga
Mine would go beyond the to-do list. I would explain the importance of keeping this new information within the walls of our household. She would immediately go tell all of her divorced friends and have volunteered me to kill people for the next 12 Saturdays.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 2:01 pm to Hangit
"Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of clothes?! Goddamnit think of someone besides yourself!"
Posted on 3/5/19 at 2:05 pm to chinhoyang
She’s gotta go
Posted on 3/5/19 at 2:05 pm to chinhoyang
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If you SO found out you were secretly a hit man, how would she react?
Massive heart attack, that may or may not have been intentionally caused by me
Posted on 3/5/19 at 2:12 pm to chinhoyang
I honestly don't think she would be surprised.
Hell, I don't think anyone who knows me would be surprised.
I've always lived my life by a completely different set of rules than most.
Also, it would help explain my spending and travel habits.
Hell, I don't think anyone who knows me would be surprised.
I've always lived my life by a completely different set of rules than most.
Also, it would help explain my spending and travel habits.
Posted on 3/5/19 at 2:26 pm to chinhoyang
Contritely
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