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Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:50 pm to
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:50 pm to
Sure signs the chick will bang you:
Smokes
Drives a Cavalier, VW, or GrandAm/Prix
Says c*nt
Posted by djmicrobe
Planet Earth
Member since Jan 2007
4970 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 9:19 pm to
What happens if you see her light up a cigarette? Downgrade 90%

How about if she acts like one of the guys? 50%

How about if you can see at her neck line of her shirt, that she has a chest tattoo? 80%

How about if she uses a constant F bomb? 80%

Or if she's flirty towards all the guys? 90%
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52650 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 9:26 pm to
quote:


100% off the list. One...hundred...percent
Just how long a list of females do you have that you'd give up the gay for?
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13664 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 9:30 pm to
Total turnoff. No interest in someone stupid enough to smoke.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

If she smokes she pokes


If she smokes, I'm not interested
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
90306 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 9:34 pm to
I was with so many chicks that smoked when they drank that smelling cigs on a girl was a subliminal signal that was a bit of a turn on

Now? No way but mrs supa occasionally smokes when she drinks so it is tolerable if we go downtown to pound town
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61599 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 9:41 pm to
If she smokes a cig or two while drinking on occasion... not a big deal.

If she ever smokes sober or it's like a weekly thing... absolute deal breaker.
Posted by mydadwillSueU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2017
306 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 9:43 pm to
You did not see this theoretical hot chick. Also, your a bitch
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4549 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:46 pm to
If she smokes, she just as well eat a booger. Smoking is a deal breaker for me. Chest tattoo? Not my style either. Too many women out there to settle. F bomb? Grow up please. Flirty with EVERYONE? Too immature. How about use the word "like" as if it were punctuation?
Posted by RadThibodeaux
Houston, TX
Member since May 2015
723 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 10:59 pm to
Yep, I was with my 82 year old great grandmother coming back from a day in Matamoros. They took the inside of her car apart, seats and all.

Mind you, grandad is German, met my grandma in Houston. So no, I’m not an illegal.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31201 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

Yep, I was with my 82 year old great grandmother coming back from a day in Matamoros. They took the inside of her car apart, seats and all.

Mind you, grandad is German, met my grandma in Houston. So no, I’m not an illegal.


But ain't too bright though.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 11:15 pm to
Let's say you're at a party and you see a girl there that you can't keep your eyes off of. What happens if you see her light up a cigarette? Does she get downgraded? If so, by how much? Lets use %

Smoking while drinking is fine

How about if she acts like one of the guys? Wut

How about if you can see at her neck line of her shirt, that she has a chest tattoo? What % 30

How about if she uses a constant F bomb? 100

Or if she's flirty towards all the guys? 100
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 11:16 pm to
Iam not in the market anymore but I look at someone who smokes as either ignorant or weak wrt peer pressure
Posted by LooseCannon22282
South Alabama Fan
Member since May 2008
36079 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 1:52 am to
quote:

Or if she's flirty towards all the guys?


everyone probably has a different take on what flirty is doe.

quote:

How about if she uses a constant F bomb?



As long as its cleverly placed.

Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38535 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 1:55 am to
If she drops the F-bomb then I know she'll let me put it in her pooper. I like putting it in poopers.
Posted by Chaos Six
En Route
Member since May 2009
7829 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 2:25 am to
Sounds like a 7-8 on the Hot Crazy Matrix. Smash and move on.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29736 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 3:27 am to
Smokes just means probably easy so easy lay

Ehh just means probably a sloppy frick but will still hit

Hate that shite..ugly as frick..but will still frick

Who cares

Means slut

Either way...if she's hot I'm fricking. If she has aids...there's a cure I'm sure.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50050 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 4:16 am to
quote:


Hookup potential way up. Relationship potential way down.
. Nailed it
This post was edited on 1/29/18 at 4:16 am
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 5:43 am to
30% downgrade if regular smoker
10% if casual
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16281 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 5:55 am to
Ah to be in High School again!
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