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Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:16 pm
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
13296 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:16 pm
Let's say you're at a party and you see a girl there that you can't keep your eyes off of. What happens if you see her light up a cigarette? Does she get downgraded? If so, by how much? Lets use %

How about if she acts like one of the guys? What %

How about if you can see at her neck line of her shirt, that she has a chest tattoo? What %

How about if she uses a constant F bomb?

Or if she's flirty towards all the guys?
This post was edited on 1/28/18 at 5:17 pm
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29114 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:16 pm to
If she smokes she pokes
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:16 pm to
She smokes, she pokes.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:17 pm to
She has a (I)?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21366 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:17 pm to
Sounds like you're in the Wank. Hope on that CCC and get out of there, Baw.
Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5530 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:17 pm to
Only thing on that list that is a for sure hell no is the chest tat. Now, smoking and being overly flirty and what not may mean not marriage material, but hey you don't have to marry them all.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98133 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:18 pm to
Hookup potential way up. Relationship potential way down.
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
17118 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:21 pm to
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Hookup potential way up. Relationship potential way down.


ding ding ding
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34454 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:27 pm to
I once was really, really thinking about this one girl a lot.

One day she opens her mouth and “God I hate football, football is so stupid.” Came out.

That pretty much ended the attraction.
Posted by SeabrookTiger
Seabrook, TX
Member since Dec 2007
1001 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:28 pm to
She smokes she swallows. Id go down a few pineapple chasers and take my chances at failure
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83344 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

What happens if you see her light up a cigarette? Does she get downgraded? If so, by how much? Lets use %



100% off the list. One...hundred...percent
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3682 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

chest tat


Those are only acceptable if it’s a bullseye.

I’d hook up with a girl who smokes but could never date one long term.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23484 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 5:36 pm to
smokes.. 25%
one of the guys.... 1%
chest tat... 5%
F bomb... 0%
flirty with EVERYONE.... 80%

Posted by potent357
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2010
4029 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

100% off the list. One...hundred...percent
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

One day she opens her mouth and “God I hate football, football is so stupid.” Came out.

That pretty much ended the attraction.
that's stupid.
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14034 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 6:25 pm to
90 % of girls at parties fit that description, baw.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34454 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:27 pm to
Well, I still would’ve boned her, but we would never date.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:54 pm to
These days she wants to get poked now as much as you wanting to poke her now.
When she gets fat along with depressed twenty years down the road, she then claims you raped her.

Things have changed so much if you look at a girl wrong today you can be accused of rape.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16168 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:06 pm to
I grab her by the pussy
Posted by duggieblue
GA
Member since Feb 2010
4335 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:09 pm to
If she smokes, she stinks and pokes
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