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re: If you hit the $900 million jackpot, would you put the lump sum in VTSAX?

Posted on 10/17/18 at 6:29 pm to
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 10/17/18 at 6:29 pm to
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don’t suspect that you can just open a brokerage account with Schwab with $500M and make a limit order for $400M in SCHB and $100M in SCHF. I


Probably want to call them first.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 7:01 pm to
Hookers and blow
Posted by cajuncarguy
On the road...Again!
Member since Jun 2013
3135 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 7:07 pm to
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25 million in F


Not now. Big problems coming.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 7:20 pm to
First, you aren't getting $900M. You're getting $900M spaced over many years as an annuity. The value in today's money is probably closer to $600M.

Of course, the IRS would like a word with you, as will your state and city if they levy an income tax. Moving won't help, it's too late once you win.

So really it's closer to $400M. This is a ballpark estimate, I did no research to come to this number but I'll work with it. Even after the IRS and inflation have done their work to cut you fortune in half, you can park this money in an interest-bearing account and pull out $15M every year for the rest of your life and still leave a fortune to your heirs.
Posted by AA77
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Posted on 10/17/18 at 7:34 pm to
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
173799 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 7:37 pm to
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If you hit the $900 million jackpot, would you put the lump sum in VTSAX?
Or high yield savings account?

I'd probably just put most of it in savings accounts

The people that act like they'd be investment tycoons overnight are the morons that would lose it all
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 10/17/18 at 8:46 pm to
I’m pretty sure my bank has like 5 branches total.

“Hi yes, I would like to deposit this check for 300 million dollars”
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36765 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 9:15 pm to
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Wouldn't that also make the money you are worried about just as shite?



Money comes in other forms beside the US Dollar baw
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
173799 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 9:18 pm to
Yeah I wouldn't deposit it there

I'm not exactly sure how I'd go about it but I wouldn't bother trying to "invest" it. What's the point of investing it when you have that much money just gifted to you?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36765 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 9:19 pm to
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What's the point of investing it when you have that much money just gifted to you?



To make more money? What do you have against capitalism?
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 9:44 pm to
Dude ,you could put it in Treasuries and make a million dollars in interest every month
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29831 posts
Posted on 10/17/18 at 11:42 pm to
Land purchases in a variety of countries.

Investing in long term health management nd care. The goal is to enjoy it for as long as possible.

Also, I'm about to have 40-60 kids.

Paving their way into th future.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 1:08 am to
I would definitely diversify my funds. Half in BitCoin and half in Etherium.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
28641 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 2:28 am to
I'd just buy 20 Russian women and an island..
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 4:19 am to
First 32 mil would be used to buyout Malzahn's contract!!
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8730 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 7:11 am to
I'd definitely buy 7 of those new High Tech sex dolls and name each one a day of the week. I'd get my freak on in ways I'd never imagine.
I wont have to worry about the drama that comes with the real women who seek out the wealthy.
If I wanted to go somewhere, I could leave them behind and not have anyone blowing up my phone asking when I'm coming home...or the other gazillion questions that will follow.

Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28596 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 7:15 am to
That would actually make a fairly safe play. You can afford a 20% drop and still be ok.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2503 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 7:31 am to
No need to invest. Enough to live on til death. Enjoy the wealth
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179052 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 12:48 pm to
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Not now. Big problems coming.




I'm waiting on the bottom...
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 10/18/18 at 12:59 pm to
Centerfolds, Platinum Plus, Sapphire, Cheetahs, Little Darlings, Penthouse Club, Palomino Club, Deja Vu, Treasures Las Vegas, The Doll House, Gold Club and any other strip club I want.

Not gonna put my money into any investment that I can't see...
This post was edited on 10/18/18 at 1:19 pm
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