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Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:30 pm to PhiTiger1764
frick that. Advisors are just trying to leach that cash. I'd put a large enough share in the lowest risk instrument there is, so like treasuries, to be able to generate $1m a year in interest. You don't have to be sophisticated with the investment when you have that much money. You just have to not lose it all and be as risk averse as possible.
Then I'd spend the rest on hookers and blow.
Then I'd spend the rest on hookers and blow.
This post was edited on 10/17/18 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:33 pm to Chad504boy
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100 million in AAPL
100 million in AMZN
25 million in F
25 million in T
Yeah, and watch them crash right after everyone realizes some dumbass drove the price up by himself and it’s time to take their gainz
Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:34 pm to Peazey
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frick that. Advisors are just trying to leach that cash. I'd put a large enough share in the lowest risk instrument there is, so like treasuries, to be able to generate $1m a year in interest. You don't have to be sophisticated with the investment when you have that much money. You just have to not lose it all and be as risk averse as possible.
This shite here is why 9/10 lottery winners are broke
Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:36 pm to Phat Phil
What's the ticker symbol for Hookers and Blow, Inc.?
Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:36 pm to Phat Phil
70:30 equity: fixed
In the equity, 50:50 US:x-US
U.S. - 70% Large Cap passive, 30% Mid and Small (active)
International - 80% Developed (passive) 20% emerging (active)
Put the fixed income in munis.
Withdraw .25% quarterly
Rebalance quarterly
In the equity, 50:50 US:x-US
U.S. - 70% Large Cap passive, 30% Mid and Small (active)
International - 80% Developed (passive) 20% emerging (active)
Put the fixed income in munis.
Withdraw .25% quarterly
Rebalance quarterly
Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:37 pm to Phat Phil
If you took the interest from the ~$515 million lump sum received after taxes and earned 0.5% per year, you'd be living on over $2 million per year with just interest.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:37 pm to Peazey
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I'd put a large enough share in the lowest risk instrument there is, so like treasuries, to be able to generate $1m a year in interest. You don't have to be sophisticated with the investment when you have that much money. You just have to not lose it all and be as risk averse as possible.
I would be pretty pissed about my, let’s say $450M after tax, generating just $1M a year. I’d want to create an empire. Be a billionaire.
It would be impossible to run out of money. That would not be a concern.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:46 pm to PhiTiger1764
You didn't read that right. I said a portion. Then the rest to hookers and blow.
And this isn't true. You've been proven wrong many times over.
Especially handing reigns over to advisors that you probably can't really trust.
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It would be impossible to run out of money.
And this isn't true. You've been proven wrong many times over.
Especially handing reigns over to advisors that you probably can't really trust.
This post was edited on 10/17/18 at 3:48 pm
Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:48 pm to Phat Phil
I'd put it all in the butt
Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:49 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
If you lose your arse investing in the federal government then there are bigger issues than money.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:53 pm to Winston Cup
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id put it all in tesla
Thought you were only buying one car, for your momma, then spending the rest on pcp.
Mega millions now at 900 million
Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:54 pm to Peazey
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And this isn't true. You've been proven wrong many times over. Especially handing reigns over to advisors that you probably can't really trust.
The people losing all of their lotto winnings are the ones who win $5M, which turns into $2.5M after taxes. Then they just put it in a bank, don’t invest, and spend it all.
People winning $900M aren’t the ones going broke man..
Posted on 10/17/18 at 3:58 pm to TigersSEC2010
quote:Lump sum after ALL taxes is about 298 depending on what you decide to give to charity.
If you took the interest from the ~$515 million lump sum received after taxes and earned 0.5% per year, you'd be living on over $2 million per year with just interest.
But yeah, 1% yearly return would be 3 million.
Again, I'd rely on advisers. But I would go muni bonds and t bills for tax reasons. Private equity investments for the best growth. A small percentage would be stock market. That's all a guess though based on my conservative style.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 4:00 pm to Phat Phil
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 9:37 pm
Posted on 10/17/18 at 4:11 pm to Phat Phil
All cash, $10-15m a year. I think I could spend it all before I go.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 4:17 pm to Peazey
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If you lose your arse investing in the federal government then there are bigger issues than money.
Put all your money in 30 year t-bills and America goes to shite, good luck selling those
But please, put all of your eggs in the government basket.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 4:17 pm to Phat Phil
I'd put it in the always solid investment of hookers and blow
Posted on 10/17/18 at 4:20 pm to Teufelhunden
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900 million jackpot
they reduce by nearly 1/3rd if you take the cash.
Its only 900 million if you take payments nearly 30 years.
You will see about 400 million after tax, tithe and the reduction for interest.
So in my case. 1/3rd of 400.
Say 135 million, cash.
Splitting with 2 others. I'm in pool.
Posted on 10/17/18 at 4:20 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Put all your money in 30 year t-bills and America goes to shite, good luck selling those
But please, put all of your eggs in the government basket.
His point is if that day ever comes, there won’t be a safe investment on the planet. Which by the way is the primary reason one of my first purchases will be a self sufficient apocalypse proof compound.
This post was edited on 10/17/18 at 4:21 pm
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