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If you had to choose to be an article of clothing for a week, what would you choose?

Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:12 am
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5396 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:12 am
I think I would be a baseball cap. You get to be in a prominent position and be seen by everyone. You’re basically going for a ride and you get to have a great view of everything. Also, you would probably be used sparingly compared to other types of clothing, so you get lots of breaks and time away from your owner.

Some potential drawbacks might be that you’re always in direct sunlight when you’re out at a baseball game, fishing trip, hiking trip, etc.

A jacket would probably be my second choice those are also used more sparingly than other clothes.

Things that I would avoid would be socks and underwear, for obvious reasons.

What are your choices?
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:13 am to
Bra
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97651 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:13 am to
Jessica Alba’s panties
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48615 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:15 am to
I'd wear the same jeans for a week as long as I didn't get sweaty or dirty.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30157 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:15 am to
Josefine Forsberg's thong.
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4152 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:16 am to
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Jessica Biel’s panties

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129005 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:17 am to
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Jessica Alba’s panties




What if it's the week she has a nasty stomach bug that makes her have noxious farts and uncontrollable explosive diarrhea?
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12742 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:18 am to
Then she’s likely not wearing panties. Uncontrollable means you gotta go depends and lay in the bed.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10999 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:18 am to
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Josefine Forsberg's thong
The part that rests on the butthole.
Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
6497 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:19 am to
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What if it's the week she has a nasty stomach bug that makes her have noxious farts and uncontrollable explosive diarrhea?


In the business world, that’s called more bang for your buck
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11093 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:20 am to
Even Jessica Alba gets yeast infections
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97651 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:20 am to
Jess doesn’t get explosive diarrhea
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5396 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:20 am to
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What if it's the week she has a nasty stomach bug that makes her have noxious farts and uncontrollable explosive diarrhea?


I thought girls didn’t fart, Nurse?
This post was edited on 4/7/19 at 10:24 am
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:23 am to
Alexa Bliss's thong
This post was edited on 4/7/19 at 10:23 am
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15647 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:26 am to
The OT is getting weird
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:32 am to
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I think I would be a baseball cap. You get to be in a prominent position and be seen by everyone. You’re basically going for a ride and you get to have a great view of everything. Also, you would probably be used sparingly compared to other types of clothing, so you get lots of breaks and time away from your owner.


Best part about this is knowing you put in so much thought into this topic and have a 1:9 upvote to downvote ratio.
This post was edited on 4/7/19 at 10:37 am
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20357 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:35 am to
Put me in a tuxedo for a week. Because that would mean I'm doing something rad as shite.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14811 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:35 am to
An ascot. More than likely just sit in the closet all week.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124349 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:37 am to
Jessica Rabbit’s Panties
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 10:40 am to
smart watch
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