re: If you had a theme song to encapsulate your life?

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I like big butts- every black guy ever

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Uh. Come on.) Ive been so lonely, girl Ive been so sad and down
Couldnt understand Why haters joked around I wanted to be free with other creatures like me And now I got my wish...

Cuz I know that Im a gay fish
(Gay fish, yo)
Mother frickin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (its alright, girl)
Makin love to other gay fish...

All those lonely nights At the grocery store In the frozen fish aisle Feeling like a whore
Cuz I wasnt being true Even though everyone said That I had to make a switch (gay fish)....

Now I know that Im a gay fish (Gay fish, yo)

Mother frickin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl) Making love to other gay fish...

I used to be scared, denying who I was
Actin straight, but then goin out to the gay fish clubs
Dancin with the marlins, makin out with all the snappers
Id take a salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours
But now Im out and Im free to love what I want
Be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in Vermont I slap that marlin arse, make that grouper butt shake Ill come to your house and have an orgy in your mother fricking fish tank

Mother frickin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl) Making love to other gay fish

I really get around Im a slut of the sea
When I say I got crabs I mean it literally
I was eating dinner And just had to go down On that mackerel on the dish
Cus Im the gayest of the gay fish...

Mother frickin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)

But I got to settle down I cant be a whore I aint gonna just sleep With any fish no more Found me a lover A brother whos a cross-dressing pike named Trish
And together we are gay fish ...

Mother frickin gay fish (Im a fish, yo) Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl) Making love to other gay fish

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