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Posted on 4/30/17 at 10:27 pm to Slippy
I would be infinite Rick
Posted on 4/30/17 at 10:28 pm to kingbob
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I would be infinite Rock
Is that the same as The Philosopher's Stone?
Posted on 4/30/17 at 10:34 pm to Slippy
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Knowledge of God/No God
God is a yes, but he's not as hands on as he used to be.
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Knowledge of the secrets of the universe.
It's big. It's ever expanding. It resulted from a single explosion of creation.
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Knowledge of the basis of life.
God, brah. He liked making shiite just for the sake of making it.
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Knowledge of "why are we here."
To leave the universe better than we found it, and create more life in the process.
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Knowledge of whether Jesus was real.
Definitely was a real dude. Whether he was the son of God is up for debate, but he was definitely a religious figure who was crucified, and whose death led to a major religious/political movement which changed history as we know it.
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Who kllled JFK.
Lee Harvey Oswald on orders from the CIA. The CIA thought JFK was too dangerous to the military industrial complex and our monetary system so they had him killed to replace him with their guy, LBJ.
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Why do people like rap.
It's the same reason why men used to like 70's and 80's hard rock: it makes you feel powerful. Good rap music makes you feel like an unconquerable 10ft tall, big dick-swingin', bullet-proof, badass. Women like it for the same reason they liked disco. They can dance to it and it's all about the things they like: money, sex, fame, and power.
Posted on 4/30/17 at 10:38 pm to AjaxFury
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Is that the same as The Philosopher's Stone?
No. In the tv show "Rick and Morty", Rick invents a device which allows him to travel to every universe in the multiverse and encounters the knowledge and experience of every version of himself in every universe. Rick is the smartest person in his universe, and every Rick is the smartest person in their universe. He realizes that he is actually the most intelligent version of himself, the best possible version, and now is armed with the combined knowledge of every version of himself from every universe. This gives him essentially God-like powers of knowledge. He is the ultimate version of himself, the infinite Rick. He is the single most intelligent, most knowledgeable, and most powerful being in every plane of existence.
Posted on 4/30/17 at 10:44 pm to ksayetiger
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I would wish for invisibility
Which implies you are an introvert.
Posted on 4/30/17 at 10:58 pm to Slippy
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3 wishes from a genie or whatever
I'll take the ability to fly goku style, unlimited money, and eternal youth. I think that would make for a nice life.
Posted on 4/30/17 at 11:00 pm to OweO
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ability to time-travel
This is a good one.
I would go back and invest in a bunch of stock that will end up doing really well and bet on games.. knowing the outcome.. So I would be able to generate my own wealth. Then I would also try to change certain events in history just to see how it would change society.
oh
I was just going to go back and frick girls in the 60s
Posted on 4/30/17 at 11:03 pm to OweO
Why not just wish for billions? Seems like time travel could mess things up. What if you went back in time and did something that would cause you to not get your wishes?
Posted on 4/30/17 at 11:10 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
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Why not just wish for billions? Seems like time travel could mess things up. What if you went back in time and did something that would cause you to not get your wishes?
Butterfly effect
Posted on 4/30/17 at 11:11 pm to Slippy
Pass that shite bruh... 
This post was edited on 4/30/17 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 4/30/17 at 11:13 pm to saintsfan1977
Flashpoint (nerd alert)
Posted on 4/30/17 at 11:19 pm to IceTiger
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No...
I'm open to many probabilities
The probabilities become endless, even though based from a simple formula. Everything has 2 variables, and each one thing is three things, each of those with 2 variables. In this itself, no human can fully comprehend everything, even if shown. Our brains would melt to shite. Think of the earth, and the universe, as one computer, based on an energy that flows through everything, including us, that is capable of individuality; i.e. thought, personality, communication; and 2 variables; good and evil. But in itself, is one organism/ecosystem, on it's own, and is the left and right brain of the entire universe, as one. A super-computer, but a mind generated computer, that feeds and supplies it's own energy, and multiplies within itself. AI already exists, and is also a born energy in us, yet separate from our own existence. Our own intelligence, life, and power resides within us, but is part of one complete entity. The power, it's in the blood. + -, 2 variables.
Posted on 4/30/17 at 11:19 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
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What if you went back in time and did something that would cause you to not get your wishes?
Posted on 5/1/17 at 10:40 am to Slippy
1. $25 Billion
2. Age at 1/100th the normal rate
3. The ability to understand exactly what will make me happiest at any given moment
2. Age at 1/100th the normal rate
3. The ability to understand exactly what will make me happiest at any given moment
This post was edited on 5/1/17 at 10:41 am
Posted on 5/1/17 at 10:41 am to Slippy
With all the money and women I got from my first two wishes, I'd probably waste the third on something (more) stupid.
I don't think I want all the knowledge. I'd just be more disappointed in humanity than I already am.
I don't think I want all the knowledge. I'd just be more disappointed in humanity than I already am.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 10:43 am to Slippy
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Knowledge of God/No God. Knowledge of the secrets of the universe. Knowledge of the basis of life. Knowledge of "why are we here." Knowledge of whether Jesus was real
I feel the answers would be underwhelming..whereas, if I asked for 1 billion dollars, the feeling of immense joy would last a lot longer.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 10:46 am to Rebel
Or who wrote the book of love...
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:35 am to PapaPogey
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because knowledge doesn't have a big dick or a billion dollars.
For the win... lol
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