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re: If you could name a hurricane, what would it be called?

Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:13 pm to
Posted by stuckintexas
Austin & DFW
Member since Sep 2009
3680 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:13 pm to
Titties.

Jim Cantore: "We expect Titties to arrive around 9 PM. Things will get pretty crazy after that"
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
72025 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:13 pm to
Butkus Ditka.

Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
13079 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:17 pm to
Impact

How will Hurricane Impact impact your area.

I would laugh a lot.
This post was edited on 10/9/26 at 8:19 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
46012 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:18 pm to
One of those African clicking language names and if you don’t nail it you’re a racist.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76895 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:20 pm to
Chris because it makes me think of Halle Berry and I like thinking of age 30 Halle Berry.

Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
20146 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:20 pm to
Jody
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
57155 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:20 pm to
Ethnic names just make me so mad grrr if you can’t find the name in the Mena, Arkansas phone book then you shouldn’t name the hurricane AT ALL
Posted by stuckintexas
Austin & DFW
Member since Sep 2009
3680 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

One of those African clicking language names and if you don’t nail it you’re a racist.

Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67318 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:24 pm to
Schmurricane.

Hurricane Schmurricane.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
77038 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:26 pm to
The same as my fictitious race horse......

Tits-a-Bouncin'
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
23437 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:26 pm to
I would give them badass names. Hurricane Blood Axe. Hurricane Black Reaper.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48630 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:34 pm to
Hurricane William Von Wienerschnitzel IV
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
21019 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:35 pm to
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
9620 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:37 pm to
Hurricane Le-a
Posted by Tiger1955
Bossier City
Member since Sep 2007
856 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:39 pm to
Booger
Posted by MSUDawg98
Bear the F Down
Member since Jan 2018
14226 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:41 pm to
DITKA
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
6115 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:42 pm to
LEEEEROOOOOY JEEEKINS!!!
Posted by Muppet
Where you left me
Member since Aug 2007
50523 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:46 pm to
Imperial Chinese general titles would be sick too.

Hurricane That Pacifies Tampa
Hurricane That Sweeps Away Dauphin Island
Hurricane That Smashes the Puerto Ricans

I would definitely open my Kalshi® app and get in on those prediction markets.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
13721 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:51 pm to
I'm of the same mind. Corporate sponsors all the way. Just imagine the awesome coverage.

Hurricane Viagra penetration deep into Florida.

This post was edited on 10/9/26 at 8:54 pm
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
6224 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 8:51 pm to
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