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re: If you could drink 3oz of virtually tasteless liquid that costs about $5 per serving

Posted on 1/14/23 at 4:30 pm to
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27356 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 4:30 pm to
Try barium. It cost way more and doctors insist on it.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15847 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 4:42 pm to
Focus on how it maintains an erection, prevents hair loss, and eliminates acne.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63012 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 4:45 pm to
I'd also make it not tasteless. Tasteless tastes bad if it has a consistency even a little more substantial than water.

Make the preventive version taste like Gatorade. Then make the second version with different mixer flavors (marg, old fashioned, etc.) that people can add to booze and you got something.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52996 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 4:55 pm to
I got the money if you tell me what the horse product is so I can try it
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68244 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 5:06 pm to
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How would you go about selling it?
Get you a covered wagon and a couple of reliable mules.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65719 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 5:12 pm to

What I will do is keep you from being crushed like the cockroach you are.

$85000 as a loan at 8%, 24 months. I'll also need 10% to wet my beak.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
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Posted on 1/14/23 at 5:41 pm to
Sharks
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 5:44 pm to
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How would you go about selling it?



..Me? By the gram.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10310 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 5:51 pm to
Semen?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63012 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 5:54 pm to
If it was semen but also guaranteed to eliminate all hangover symptoms, would you?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76315 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

If you could drink 3oz of virtually tasteless liquid


So…water?
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17553 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 7:41 pm to
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How would you go about selling it?


Grassroots. Hand out samples at college vars, that shite will sell itself after that.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

My mom developed it
Gonna need pics of her.

I potentially might have her submit to a taste test, research purposes only.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16911 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 7:58 pm to
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You’ll have to get FDA approval. A costly process.




I guess it's too late to slip Fauci a white envelope
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29767 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 8:18 pm to
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Grassroots. Hand out samples at college vars, that shite will sell itself after that.


That seems like a no brainer. Have to give them something so they remember they took it.
This post was edited on 1/14/23 at 8:19 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68311 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

I pay $120 for IV therapy to prevent hangovers so sign me up for $5




Is your ER copay 120?

Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 8:29 pm to
This is freaking America, we don’t test shite and when we do we rig the test. Seriously not even ducking kidding. Just make a bunch of it and give it away as long as they give you comments.

You can market it as a supplement
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 8:57 pm to
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I noticed that it absolutely prevents hangovers sort of by accident


Thought it was a chick, didn’t you?
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3152 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:08 pm to
That’s going to be difficult to take to market with the FDA
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
13313 posts
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:31 pm to
How if you drink your 3 Oz of tasteless liquid before you start drinking? Will it decrease your chance at getting a buzz?
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