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re: If you could change 1 thing about the English language, what would it be?

Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:34 pm to
Oxford comma would be mandatory.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15092 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:35 pm to
The word "like" has spread from the Valley to every corner of the globe that speaks English. I want it wiped from the face of the Earth.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153560 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

Swap the definitions of literally and figuratively, since 99% of the population literally don't know how to properly use literally
Already on the job
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
6731 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:35 pm to
Make it mandatory that anyone who wants to come here must learn the English language
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7259 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:36 pm to
"i" and "e" are allowed in any order.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
22477 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:40 pm to
I wish it didn’t say shite in other languages without any return of being able to understand natives in those languages. That’s what makes English so hard
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11854 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:46 pm to
No more silent letters.

Knight
Lasagna
Sign

The frick even is that?
This post was edited on 9/17/25 at 9:49 pm
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11551 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:47 pm to
Tuf instead of tough. Maybe Doe instead of dough.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
12734 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

Eliminate all contractions

I am in full agreement. When not on TD, I spend a good bit of time thinking about my messaging and wording. Contractions introduced too many questions internally, so I just stopped using them for the most part. Possessive apostrophes used where they shouldn't be make me want to punch people.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45677 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:53 pm to
They are substitutes for shorter and more proper words ( converse and orient), and therefore useless and unnecessary.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153560 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:00 pm to
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They are substitutes for shorter and more proper words (converse and orient), and therefore useless and unnecessary.
useless and unnecessary words are still words
Posted by Gnarler
Member since Aug 2025
77 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:02 pm to
Delete the word combo pet peeve
Posted by CHGAR
Haile, LA
Member since Aug 2022
1207 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:03 pm to
I would make ain't an official word. shite it's convenient.
Posted by vistajay
Member since Oct 2012
2793 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:04 pm to
Outlaw anyone under 21 from using the word "like."
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
5397 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:24 pm to
Lose

There is no way that word should rhyme with jews

Hose
Nose
Lose
Chose
Rose
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132899 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:25 pm to
The letter c


Get rid of it

We have S and K

No need for C
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132899 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:28 pm to
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No more silent letters. Knight



You know how the Spaniards pronounce Knight in Holy Grail?

"You English Kuh-nig-its"

That was close to the original pronunciation


Cognate with Knecht.

I love language threads


Listen to "The History of English Podcast"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132899 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:29 pm to
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Take the N off of DAMN.



I'll fight you. Damn is a Damn fine word and is pronounced differently than Dam
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2119 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:43 pm to
I’d change the name to American.
Posted by Dixie Normas
Benton, AR
Member since Dec 2013
339 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:49 pm to
I agree that Oxford commas are necessary. I can't think of anything else, since it has been made the official language.
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