If you could be Obama for one day

"I'm killing myself"

First two got it.

I'd throw myself into a gorilla cage, to be both metaphorical and ironic

Frisbees for everyone.

i imagine I would go Kenny powers on the people.


I'm getting what's mine!

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Damn Fr33 beat me to it.

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I think what he said was everyone's instant first thought, or at least it should have been.

I'll give you a serious answer.

If this was any other point in time, I'd probably give a different answer, but with the whole race/BLM thing going on, the outline would be something like this:

-First off, forget everything I've said up until this point
-We have come a long way as country. Less then 200 years ago, blacks were barely considered human. Now they are able to achieve anything they set their mind to. I am proof of that.
-That being said, we still have a long way to go. There are still vast discrepancies between the types of environments that our country's children grow up in.
-Government cannot solve all of these problems. Government can only do so much. It can provide support and a safety net. But it cannot be responsible for raising our country's children.
-Our society is built upon the foundations of personal freedom and responsibility. Our country's parents - of ALL races - need to rise to the challenge and accept the responsibility of the life they have brought into this world.
-We will do our best to help, but true change begins with our citizens. Our country will cease to be a beacon of freedom and economic opportunity if our citizens shun the notions of hard work, responsibility, and respect for each other.
-We need to stop making excuses and blaming each other for our faults and failures. None of us are perfect - None of us - and as long as segments of our population continue to blame another segment for their failures, our society will only grow in dysfunction.
-Hard work cannot be oppressed. Responsibility cannot be oppressed. Respect cannot be oppressed. Love cannot be oppressed.

Something like that...

There's a lot more I would say, but these are the cliffs notes.

Bravo

"My fellow Kenyans..."

My speech would be very short: I resign.
Then I would use my pen and my phone to acquire a fleet of 747s to take me and any of my supporters to Kenya. One way tickets.

I guess I would probably have to get the jets together before the resignation so the pen and phone would still be magic.