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If you break out of jail and are looking at life where you going?
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:46 pm
I am thinking catch a ride with a buddy as far as you can get and disappear to a big city. What say the OT
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:48 pm to Tedorgeron
BabyTac’s mom’s house because I know they’ll never find me in her cavernous snatch.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:48 pm to Tedorgeron
Not a city. Too many damn cameras with AI facial recognition.
The Alaskan wilderness would be my destination
The Alaskan wilderness would be my destination
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:49 pm to Ping Pong
These guys would stick out in Alaska yeah
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:51 pm to Tedorgeron
I'd rather hop a train than make one of my buddies risk their neck for me
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 5:21 pm
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:53 pm to Tedorgeron
Zihuatanejo, a beach town on the Pacific coast of Mexico
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:56 pm to Tedorgeron
Everyone goes to a big city in a different state; they always get caught. Small towns, ideally small towns out of the country.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:57 pm to Joshjrn
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Small towns,
You don’t think they’d stick out in a small town? And have less resources to work with.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:58 pm to Ping Pong
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The Alaskan wilderness would be my destination
How?
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:00 pm to Tedorgeron
Grow a beard and be a homeless person in California. Live like royalty
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:00 pm to HoboDickCheese
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Zihuatanejo, a beach town on the Pacific coast of Mexico
buddy of mine owns a hotel down there, and an old boat he restored to take guests out fishing in, he'll hook you up
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:01 pm to Tedorgeron
Lot's of variables.
You have to immediately either get far away, or go to ground for an extended period of time.
You obviously don't have an ID or a passport or likely money. You can't contact any close friends or relatives.
You either have to commit some crimes to get some traveling money, or perhaps you have an old friend or relative that would help you out, that is far enough in the past that the cops are not monitoring them.
I would probably stay in rural America for a while until the heat died down and then try to get to Central or South America, or perhaps the Caribbean.
You have to immediately either get far away, or go to ground for an extended period of time.
You obviously don't have an ID or a passport or likely money. You can't contact any close friends or relatives.
You either have to commit some crimes to get some traveling money, or perhaps you have an old friend or relative that would help you out, that is far enough in the past that the cops are not monitoring them.
I would probably stay in rural America for a while until the heat died down and then try to get to Central or South America, or perhaps the Caribbean.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:01 pm to TackySweater
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You don’t think they’d stick out in a small town? And have less resources to work with.
Depends on the town. Tons of towns in the world rely on a transient, seasonal workforce. Easy to slip in.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:01 pm to Tedorgeron
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thinking catch a ride with a buddy
If my friends put their lives on the line for me in that situation, we'd stop being friends.
I should know better not to ask. They should know better than to help a criminal.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:03 pm to HoboDickCheese
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Is his name Andy?

Red said he didn't tell anyone

Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:03 pm to Tedorgeron
quote:freezing to death does make people stick out
These guys would stick out in Alaska yeah
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:08 pm to Draco Malfoy
Good info in this thread...I'll use some of this next time I break out of jail.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:10 pm to Tedorgeron
Brazil if you are a man with viable sperm.
If you father a child who is Brazilian, they won’t extradite you.
I guess someone could kidnap you and bring you back to the USA.
If you father a child who is Brazilian, they won’t extradite you.
I guess someone could kidnap you and bring you back to the USA.
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 5:12 pm
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:11 pm to Joshjrn
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Depends on the town. Tons of towns in the world rely on a transient, seasonal workforce. Easy to slip in.
I’m thinking from these guys POV
I’d be fine lol
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