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If you break out of jail and are looking at life where you going?

Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:46 pm
Posted by Tedorgeron
Member since Feb 2022
36 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:46 pm
I am thinking catch a ride with a buddy as far as you can get and disappear to a big city. What say the OT
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
966 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:48 pm to
BabyTac’s mom’s house because I know they’ll never find me in her cavernous snatch.
Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
5579 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:48 pm to
Not a city. Too many damn cameras with AI facial recognition.

The Alaskan wilderness would be my destination
Posted by Tedorgeron
Member since Feb 2022
36 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:49 pm to
These guys would stick out in Alaska yeah
Posted by SPAGHETTI PLATE
Montgomery, Texas
Member since Jan 2025
173 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:51 pm to
I'd rather hop a train than make one of my buddies risk their neck for me
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 5:21 pm
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
11961 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:53 pm to
Zihuatanejo, a beach town on the Pacific coast of Mexico
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
29945 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:56 pm to
Everyone goes to a big city in a different state; they always get caught. Small towns, ideally small towns out of the country.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
20126 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:57 pm to
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Small towns,

You don’t think they’d stick out in a small town? And have less resources to work with.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
20126 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

The Alaskan wilderness would be my destination

How?
Posted by Draco Malfoy
Member since Mar 2024
1726 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:00 pm to
Grow a beard and be a homeless person in California. Live like royalty
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83105 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Zihuatanejo, a beach town on the Pacific coast of Mexico


buddy of mine owns a hotel down there, and an old boat he restored to take guests out fishing in, he'll hook you up
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
32019 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:01 pm to
Lot's of variables.

You have to immediately either get far away, or go to ground for an extended period of time.

You obviously don't have an ID or a passport or likely money. You can't contact any close friends or relatives.

You either have to commit some crimes to get some traveling money, or perhaps you have an old friend or relative that would help you out, that is far enough in the past that the cops are not monitoring them.

I would probably stay in rural America for a while until the heat died down and then try to get to Central or South America, or perhaps the Caribbean.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
11961 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:01 pm to
Is his name Andy?
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
29945 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

You don’t think they’d stick out in a small town? And have less resources to work with.

Depends on the town. Tons of towns in the world rely on a transient, seasonal workforce. Easy to slip in.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
11968 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

thinking catch a ride with a buddy


If my friends put their lives on the line for me in that situation, we'd stop being friends.

I should know better not to ask. They should know better than to help a criminal.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83105 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

Is his name Andy?




Red said he didn't tell anyone
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
3248 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

These guys would stick out in Alaska yeah
freezing to death does make people stick out
Posted by themetalreb
Mississippi
Member since Sep 2018
5937 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:08 pm to
Good info in this thread...I'll use some of this next time I break out of jail.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
2497 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:10 pm to
Brazil if you are a man with viable sperm.

If you father a child who is Brazilian, they won’t extradite you.

I guess someone could kidnap you and bring you back to the USA.
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 5:12 pm
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
20126 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

Depends on the town. Tons of towns in the world rely on a transient, seasonal workforce. Easy to slip in.

I’m thinking from these guys POV

I’d be fine lol
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