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If we were all Ancient Pagans how would we celebrate this First Cold Front

Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Champagne
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:23 pm
Feels like we should do something special to mark the occasion of this first cold front of the year here in Louisiana.

Maybe I should try to impregnate a plant? I'd rather just dance naked outside.

Other ideas?

Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:24 pm to
Two plants at the same time
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:25 pm to
Sacrificing a virgin.


We could just roll OweO into the flames
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:25 pm to
That's reserved for the Pagan Leader, Harvey Weinstein.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:25 pm to
Cut a virgin's heart out and eat it while burning her body on the sacred alter left underneath the old Jeff Davis Statue.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:27 pm to
Planning on sacrificing a nice bottle of whiskey. And by "sacrificing", I mean pouring small amounts over a nice large ice cube and drinking it....Over and over.
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:28 pm to
Rape probably
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Pagans
quote:

celebrate this First Cold Front
P in V


Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:31 pm to
This isn't the first cold front of the year
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:34 pm to
Banging your wife.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

This isn't the first cold front of the year




Was wondering the same thing.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56224 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

Cut a virgin's heart out and eat it while burning her body on the sacred alter left underneath the old Jeff Davis Statue.


NOPE!

Next idea.

Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56224 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:13 pm to
Why would I bang my own wife when we are supposed to be doing something we don't normally do?

Now, if we were allowed to bang each other's wives and daughters, that would be different.

Dance naked in the woods and have a huge hetero and lesbo orgy? Is that your idea? If so, not bad, after all we are Ancient Pagans in this hypothetical.
This post was edited on 10/27/17 at 1:17 pm
Posted by Champagne
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Member since Oct 2007
56224 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

This isn't the first cold front of the year


First "cold front" when the temp dips down to 35 degrees or less.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56224 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:32 pm to
If the "cold front" doesn't bring the temp down to below 39F, it's really a "cool front" not a cold front, right?
Posted by agdoctor
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2004
3211 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:39 pm to
I live in Cajun country. There won’t be a hen to be found in any store after this weekend
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56224 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:46 pm to
Cooking a hen when it finally gets cold is an old Cajun tradition? I didn't know that. Thanks.

Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:53 pm to
Go to the Podesta residence for some good ol' fashioned spirit cooking?
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37558 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 2:01 pm to
I don't know, go eat at Ryan's or some shite.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56224 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 2:49 pm to
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I don't know, go eat at Ryan's or some shite.


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