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If we were all Ancient Pagans how would we celebrate this First Cold Front
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:23 pm
Feels like we should do something special to mark the occasion of this first cold front of the year here in Louisiana.
Maybe I should try to impregnate a plant? I'd rather just dance naked outside.
Other ideas?

Maybe I should try to impregnate a plant? I'd rather just dance naked outside.
Other ideas?
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:24 pm to Champagne
Two plants at the same time
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:25 pm to Champagne
Sacrificing a virgin.
We could just roll OweO into the flames
We could just roll OweO into the flames
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:25 pm to Paul Allen
That's reserved for the Pagan Leader, Harvey Weinstein.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:25 pm to Champagne
Cut a virgin's heart out and eat it while burning her body on the sacred alter left underneath the old Jeff Davis Statue.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:27 pm to Champagne
Planning on sacrificing a nice bottle of whiskey. And by "sacrificing", I mean pouring small amounts over a nice large ice cube and drinking it....Over and over.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:28 pm to Champagne
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Pagans
quote:P in V
celebrate this First Cold Front
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:31 pm to Champagne
This isn't the first cold front of the year
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:35 pm to LSUsmartass
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This isn't the first cold front of the year
Was wondering the same thing.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:58 pm to Breesus
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Cut a virgin's heart out and eat it while burning her body on the sacred alter left underneath the old Jeff Davis Statue.
NOPE!
Next idea.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:13 pm to saint tiger225
Why would I bang my own wife when we are supposed to be doing something we don't normally do?
Now, if we were allowed to bang each other's wives and daughters, that would be different.
Dance naked in the woods and have a huge hetero and lesbo orgy? Is that your idea? If so, not bad, after all we are Ancient Pagans in this hypothetical.
Now, if we were allowed to bang each other's wives and daughters, that would be different.
Dance naked in the woods and have a huge hetero and lesbo orgy? Is that your idea? If so, not bad, after all we are Ancient Pagans in this hypothetical.
This post was edited on 10/27/17 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:14 pm to LSUsmartass
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This isn't the first cold front of the year
First "cold front" when the temp dips down to 35 degrees or less.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:32 pm to Champagne
If the "cold front" doesn't bring the temp down to below 39F, it's really a "cool front" not a cold front, right?
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:39 pm to Champagne
I live in Cajun country. There won’t be a hen to be found in any store after this weekend
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:46 pm to agdoctor
Cooking a hen when it finally gets cold is an old Cajun tradition? I didn't know that. Thanks.

Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:53 pm to Champagne
Go to the Podesta residence for some good ol' fashioned spirit cooking?
Posted on 10/27/17 at 2:01 pm to Champagne
I don't know, go eat at Ryan's or some shite.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 2:49 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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I don't know, go eat at Ryan's or some shite.
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