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re: If a woman winks at you

Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:19 pm to
Posted by 32 29 36
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2018
1305 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:19 pm to
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What if she slaps your arse while she does it? Does that change things?


Well that changes things.....might need to make yourself available for the next 6 hours.....

Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:40 pm to
Did you say hours or seconds?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12644 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:43 pm to
Eyes, not eye lids. Winking is done with the eyelid. Keep up.
Posted by 32 29 36
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2018
1305 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:46 pm to
Definitely hours.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:47 pm to
Seconds it is then.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:50 pm to
If a woman winks at you

based on todays society thats rape and she should be reported for that sexual attack immediately
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61712 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:51 pm to
Oh, so other times when a girl makes eyes it just looks like Adam Schiff. Got it.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15312 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:56 pm to
Is she hot?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151559 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Does that mean she likes you or is it just something to be friendly? I’m 38, divorced, and haven’t dated much. As I was paying the lady that cuts my hair this morning, she said thanks and smiled and winked at me. She’s blonde, in her 40’s, divorces as well. I just need some advice on how to handle this wink. I don’t have her number or anything.



One of the most cringey threads I've read on the OT in a while.


God bless you You poor thing


Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138846 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:06 pm to
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I’m 38, divorced
solid "i convinced some girl to marry me that one time" brag
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:08 pm to
For real though, don't overthink it. It's easy to do. Just ask her and find out. "Hey are you free and want to go to dinner Friday?"

A single gesture like winking doesnt mean too much without context. Especially in this context where she works for tips.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:09 pm to
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the lady that cuts my hair


you're fricked
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71839 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:14 pm to
At lunch today I got up to go to the restroom, and as I stood, this ridiculously sexy woman that was walking by looked at me, smiled, looked down, and looked back up at me.

I winked at her like a fricking dweeb. Thank God I'm married. I'd never get any arse.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42407 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

just need some advice on how to handle this wink. I don’t have her number or anything.


Go back for a trim
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6728 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:17 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 9:17 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

Go back for


quote:

trim


ISWYDT
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27540 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:26 pm to
Iinvite her to something. Happy hour whatever. See how she responds.
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:31 pm to
Women are attracted to men with confidence and its clear OP has none. He may eventually get laid, but not from his hairdresser unless its a mercy frick.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:44 pm to
frick, just how inept are you?
Posted by shankedshot
Wham
Member since Oct 2019
233 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 5:00 pm to
Option 1 When you pay her, discretely ask if she would like to get naked with you. If she slaps you, you read it wrong and probably need to find another person to cut your hair.

Option 2 work up a huge erection as she is cutting your hair. Apologize to her and tell her having her hands on your body seems to be more than you can stand. Then go to option 1. WARNING - this may result in having to register as a sex offender.
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