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re: If a woman winks at you

Posted on 11/20/19 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by shankedshot
Wham
Member since Oct 2019
233 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 5:07 pm to
I have no idea why this didn't come to me.

Ask her if she does Manscaping, then see where it goes from there.
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
19763 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 6:11 pm to
You sound hideous
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

I winked at her like a fricking dweeb. Thank God I'm married. I'd never get any arse.


I like getting winked at, because I wink right back. It is silly & harmless, but has some excitement to it.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 6:21 pm to
Unless a woman sexually assaults you she’s not into you bro.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 6:25 pm to
Shes a hairdresser.

A little sexual suggestion brings you back for a trim.
Posted by MarinaTigerEsq
Member since Aug 2019
1330 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 6:33 pm to
If you like her, ask her casually if she’d like to try a new restaurant with you. She will either say yes or no.
Posted by Radler_the_weinerdog
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2016
1482 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 6:39 pm to
Did you also lose your balls in the divorce?
It’s clear you lost your mind...
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26233 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 12:05 pm to
When in doubt, whip it out.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11079 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

As I was paying the lady that cuts my hair this morning, she said thanks and smiled and winked at me.
Only response should’ve been a tip of the hat followed by a M’Lady. Fantastic Sams hoes always fall for that.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25961 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

winked at me


With her eye or with her sphincter?

One of those is a pretty blatant signal...
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