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Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
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Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:28 pm to
Hard to say for sure. If she starts cutting the back of your head standing in front of you that's how you really know she wants you.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:28 pm to
I let a woman go in front of me during traffic this morning. She didn’t give me the polite thank you wave but rather she smiled and blew me a kiss as she turned out of the lot.

Now I love her and would do dumb stuff for her.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:29 pm to
I was at the DMV in Portland, I had taken a number early on, waited about 2 hours then noticed an elderly woman walk in with a walker and what i assumed was her daughter with her who was probably 70s herself. I'm 30s, unfriendly, very unapproachable looking.

I got a call and had to leave, upon doing so I gave my ticket to them so their wait would be only for about 1/4 of the time. The younger one thanked me, smiled and winked. I thought it was weird too tbh.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

If a woman winks at you


Clearly she was winking at someone else and I was standing in the way.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:34 pm to
Type in "winking" on pronhub lol youre welcome
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2520 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:37 pm to
Do nothing yet. If she is really interested, she will approach you.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5092 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

I let a woman go in front of me during traffic this morning. She didn’t give me the polite thank you wave but rather she smiled and blew me a kiss as she turned out of the lot.

Now I love her and would do dumb stuff for her.




This may well be the best post I've seen on the internet this year. Maybe ever.

Succinct, to the point, relatable, and deadly accurate.

fricking Hemingway would be jealous.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:39 pm to
Winked at you? Is it 1948?
Posted by Noryev
Member since Aug 2018
1245 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:42 pm to
If she winks, she wants to frick. Simple as that.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Member since Nov 2012
66525 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:43 pm to
Whip your dick out while she is cutting your hair so it is exposed when she removed the barber cloth. You'll be getting your booty licked in no time
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24176 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:44 pm to
So she’s a hairdresser, huh?

They’re crazier that Popeye’s Westbank bitches.
Posted by The Torch
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Member since Aug 2014
30471 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:44 pm to
wink mean she wants it in the pink
Posted by tigerfoot
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Member since Sep 2006
61714 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

any bitch who winks doesn’t have game. If she can’t get your engine going with her eyes alone, then she ain’t gonna help you cross the finish line.
I usually see em wink with their eyes.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3163 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

Winked at you? Is it 1948?


If a dame with nice gams winks at me I'd have to give her fella the 23 skidoo.
This post was edited on 11/20/19 at 1:58 pm
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:54 pm to
Ask her can she make her third eye wink
Posted by pensaNOLA
Pensacola, FL
Member since Nov 2008
268 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:54 pm to
Godspeed, good sir.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179907 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

As I was paying the lady that cuts my hair this morning, she said thanks and smiled and winked at me. She’s blonde, in her 40’s, divorces as well. I just need some advice on how to handle this wink. I don’t have her number or anything.



ask her to go on a carnival cruise with you. tell her you think she's attractive and you want to ravage her body for 4 nights straight.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5258 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 1:58 pm to
A wink means she wants two in the pink and one in the stink.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 2:01 pm to


God she is gorgeous
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179907 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 2:03 pm to
does she have three boobs?
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