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Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:41 am to Bawcephus
Id tell my 18 yr old self not to frick up his marriage to his future kid's mom, love her right, to treat her the right way, lead right, calm the frick down..
...I was too fricking wild...
...I'm one of those guys who blew the best thing that ever happened to him....
...I was too fricking wild...
...I'm one of those guys who blew the best thing that ever happened to him....
This post was edited on 8/22/18 at 11:35 am
Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:50 am to Tempratt
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Letting past girlfriends make a fool out of me.
No shame in this one brotha, like the song says "everybody plays a fool".
We've all been that sucker at least once, no matter what anyone says.
Most of them hos are fat now and my wife ain't
This post was edited on 8/22/18 at 9:51 am
Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:52 am to Tempratt
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Raising an amazing daughter and a perfect wife
You raised your daughter to be your wife?
Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:55 am to Bawcephus
No arse kicking at all.
He’d give me kudos for the smoke show wife, and the six figure salary.
But i’d use the smoke show wife as proof of the type of tail 18 year old me could be getting with a few tweaks to his game. I’d also give him some wicked stock tips.
He’d give me kudos for the smoke show wife, and the six figure salary.
But i’d use the smoke show wife as proof of the type of tail 18 year old me could be getting with a few tweaks to his game. I’d also give him some wicked stock tips.
Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:56 am to Bawcephus
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What would they kick your arse for?
I'd be able to break 18 year old me over my knee, even though he'd be filled with rage for me changing career paths.
This post was edited on 8/22/18 at 9:57 am
Posted on 8/22/18 at 10:37 am to Bawcephus
I'd tell myself to stay far away from the first 2 women I wound up marrying.
My main goal at 18, believe it or not, was to live longer than my dad did, who died at age 35 years and 5 days old, which was exactly 5 days before my 9th birthday.
That kid would also not believe I've made it to my current age of 65, figuring I'd have been long dead by now.
My main goal at 18, believe it or not, was to live longer than my dad did, who died at age 35 years and 5 days old, which was exactly 5 days before my 9th birthday.
That kid would also not believe I've made it to my current age of 65, figuring I'd have been long dead by now.
Posted on 8/22/18 at 10:38 am to Bawcephus
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What would they kick your arse for?
"Oh, I see I still have the same lingering questions about what to do with my life 15 years later."
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What would they be most proud of?
I waited until marriage and have had LOTS of sex.
Posted on 8/22/18 at 10:40 am to Bawcephus
I'm certain they would laugh at one another.
Posted on 8/22/18 at 11:06 am to Bawcephus
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What would they kick your arse for?
Still living in Louisiana
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What would they be most proud of?
Working on a MPA. I hated school when I was younger.
Posted on 8/22/18 at 12:52 pm to Ignignot
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No shame in this one brotha, like the song says "everybody plays a fool".
Yep great song. I liked Aaron Neville's version the most.
Posted on 8/22/18 at 12:55 pm to stout
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You raised your daughter to be your wife?
LOL no. My daughter is amazing and I have a perfect wife.
Posted on 8/22/18 at 12:56 pm to Bawcephus
I don't know. I didn't peak in High School.
Posted on 8/22/18 at 12:57 pm to Bawcephus
I would kick my 18 year old self’s butt for being an idiot and not taking things seriously.
Posted on 8/22/18 at 1:51 pm to Bawcephus
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What would they kick your arse for?
He wouldn't. 18-year-old me didn't know a damn thing. I am infinitely happier in my 30s than I was at 18. However, I'd tell him to learn construction and become a contractor instead of going to college.
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What would they be most proud of?
That I snagged the wife I did, and that my kids are awesome.
Posted on 8/22/18 at 1:53 pm to Bawcephus
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What would they be most proud of?
i had sex!
Posted on 8/22/18 at 2:01 pm to Bawcephus
quote:Letting things get to myself for the longest time. Taking things much too seriously.
What would they kick your arse for?
quote:Making it as far as we did. We have done pretty well considering where we started.
What would they be most proud of?
Posted on 8/22/18 at 2:18 pm to Bawcephus
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What would they kick your arse for?
18 year old me wouldn’t kick my current age’s arse. I’d beat the holy hell out of my 18-22 year old self every fricking day of the week. Paying for fricking off now at 24 for not doing things I should’ve done at 18. Also, getting behind the wheel of a car after I had been drinking twice and getting two DUIs within two years. And for staying with that hot arse girlfriend with big titties I had at 18 and trying to make it work till I was 21. Missed out on a lot of arse thanks to that whore.
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What would they be most proud of?
That I have finally started to get my shite together, taking school seriously, and allowing the good lord to work His ways through a good woman that settled me down.
Posted on 8/22/18 at 10:52 pm to Bawcephus
Proud of
For putting the screws to Emilia Isabelle Euphemia Rose Clarke. Damn that was some tight puss. Could barely get my pole in it.
Kick my arse
For no longer putting the screws to Emilia Isabelle Euphemia Rose Clarke and for marrying Lady Beactriz Charlotte Grace Isphigenia Dourmand instead. Damn that's some tight puss. Can barely get my pole in it (for entirely different reasons)
For putting the screws to Emilia Isabelle Euphemia Rose Clarke. Damn that was some tight puss. Could barely get my pole in it.
Kick my arse
For no longer putting the screws to Emilia Isabelle Euphemia Rose Clarke and for marrying Lady Beactriz Charlotte Grace Isphigenia Dourmand instead. Damn that's some tight puss. Can barely get my pole in it (for entirely different reasons)
This post was edited on 8/23/18 at 5:04 am
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