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re: If 18 year old "you" met YOU today...

Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:33 am to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:33 am to
I would think "what a stupid little punk. For someone who thinks he has it all figured out, he doesn't have a clue"
Posted by Thacian
USA
Member since Aug 2015
2173 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:41 am to
Id tell my 18 yr old self not to frick up his marriage to his future kid's mom, love her right, to treat her the right way, lead right, calm the frick down..

...I was too fricking wild...

...I'm one of those guys who blew the best thing that ever happened to him....
This post was edited on 8/22/18 at 11:35 am
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:50 am to
quote:

Letting past girlfriends make a fool out of me.



No shame in this one brotha, like the song says "everybody plays a fool".

We've all been that sucker at least once, no matter what anyone says.

Most of them hos are fat now and my wife ain't
This post was edited on 8/22/18 at 9:51 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184528 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:52 am to
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Raising an amazing daughter and a perfect wife


You raised your daughter to be your wife?
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
17160 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:55 am to
No arse kicking at all.

He’d give me kudos for the smoke show wife, and the six figure salary.

But i’d use the smoke show wife as proof of the type of tail 18 year old me could be getting with a few tweaks to his game. I’d also give him some wicked stock tips.
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
6203 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 9:56 am to
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What would they kick your arse for?

I'd be able to break 18 year old me over my knee, even though he'd be filled with rage for me changing career paths.
This post was edited on 8/22/18 at 9:57 am
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20376 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 10:37 am to
I'd tell myself to stay far away from the first 2 women I wound up marrying.

My main goal at 18, believe it or not, was to live longer than my dad did, who died at age 35 years and 5 days old, which was exactly 5 days before my 9th birthday.

That kid would also not believe I've made it to my current age of 65, figuring I'd have been long dead by now.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21073 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 10:38 am to
quote:

What would they kick your arse for?


"Oh, I see I still have the same lingering questions about what to do with my life 15 years later."

quote:


What would they be most proud of?


I waited until marriage and have had LOTS of sex.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14866 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 10:40 am to
I'm certain they would laugh at one another.
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7510 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 11:06 am to
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What would they kick your arse for?


Still living in Louisiana

quote:

What would they be most proud of?


Working on a MPA. I hated school when I was younger.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15310 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 12:52 pm to
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No shame in this one brotha, like the song says "everybody plays a fool".


Yep great song. I liked Aaron Neville's version the most.


Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15310 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 12:55 pm to
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You raised your daughter to be your wife?


LOL no. My daughter is amazing and I have a perfect wife.

Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 12:56 pm to
I don't know. I didn't peak in High School.
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
Member since Jun 2016
12444 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 12:57 pm to
I would kick my 18 year old self’s butt for being an idiot and not taking things seriously.
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
7785 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 1:51 pm to
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What would they kick your arse for?


He wouldn't. 18-year-old me didn't know a damn thing. I am infinitely happier in my 30s than I was at 18. However, I'd tell him to learn construction and become a contractor instead of going to college.

quote:


What would they be most proud of?

That I snagged the wife I did, and that my kids are awesome.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179898 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

What would they be most proud of?


i had sex!
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127609 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

What would they kick your arse for?
Letting things get to myself for the longest time. Taking things much too seriously.
quote:

What would they be most proud of?
Making it as far as we did. We have done pretty well considering where we started.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 2:18 pm to
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What would they kick your arse for?


18 year old me wouldn’t kick my current age’s arse. I’d beat the holy hell out of my 18-22 year old self every fricking day of the week. Paying for fricking off now at 24 for not doing things I should’ve done at 18. Also, getting behind the wheel of a car after I had been drinking twice and getting two DUIs within two years. And for staying with that hot arse girlfriend with big titties I had at 18 and trying to make it work till I was 21. Missed out on a lot of arse thanks to that whore.

quote:

What would they be most proud of?


That I have finally started to get my shite together, taking school seriously, and allowing the good lord to work His ways through a good woman that settled me down.
Posted by Bawcephus
Member since Jul 2018
2747 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 10:34 pm to
Lots of great replies


Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 8/22/18 at 10:52 pm to
Proud of

For putting the screws to Emilia Isabelle Euphemia Rose Clarke. Damn that was some tight puss. Could barely get my pole in it.

Kick my arse

For no longer putting the screws to Emilia Isabelle Euphemia Rose Clarke and for marrying Lady Beactriz Charlotte Grace Isphigenia Dourmand instead. Damn that's some tight puss. Can barely get my pole in it (for entirely different reasons)
This post was edited on 8/23/18 at 5:04 am
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