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re: Idiot LSU Student Reports Armed Person on Campus, Turns Out to be an Umbrella

Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:43 pm to
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
11281 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

That was LSU's false second armed person in three days. The first one was some retard hearing a person off campus talking about someone being armed so they called the cops.


Which is why you have to be cautious, not aggressive, when you get a call about a possible gun. There are a ton of false calls and the confused, unarmed person may not be prepared to handle being swarmed by the SWAT team
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:44 pm to
My parents were beaten to death with an umbrella.
Posted by Saltwatersoul04
The Island
Member since Apr 2013
1394 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:45 pm to
Was it an assault umbrella?
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
17985 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:45 pm to
Could have gotten someone killed, what an idiot.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54877 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

My parents were beaten to death with an umbrella.


So this hits close to home?
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3257 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

The first one was some retard hearing a person off campus talking about someone being armed so they called the cops


Man, they would have been freaked out if they knew I had a .357 in my car when I went there.

Surprised that monster didn't jump out and just start shooting people on it's own.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4414 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:04 pm to
If you have a bad guy with an umbrella

the only thing that can save you is a good guy with an umbrella
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124168 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

Was it an automatic umbrella is the question.


No one needs an umbrella like that. And umbrella capacity should be limited. No need for a fully semi-automatic umbrella in the hands of a civilian.

Now, we’re not going to try to take all your umbrellas. Just the ones we feel are scary.

We’ll let you have this


Won’t somebody think of the children?

Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52973 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

Good Lord. Whoever reported that shite needs to be expelled. They're dragging down the value of an LSU degree.

Lsjwu is such a safe space now. Good thing we have the university of Louisiana where students in this state can still get a real education
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
9419 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:34 pm to
That's not what's dragging down the value of an LSU degree. It's the quality of education that's dragging down the value.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:40 pm to
Looked like an "assault" rifle.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:58 pm to
2 pages in and nobody has seen better umbrellas on the quad.

I have only driven through BR about 3 times in my life.

My next vacation I want to go to this "quad" and see the sights.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124168 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

My next vacation I want to go to this "quad" and see the sights.




I see better quad sight seeing vacations walking through the quad every day.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57941 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:03 pm to
So why wouldn't the person filing the report actually walk close enough to identify the unknown item before calling in?
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47130 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:28 pm to
Remember the noose in the tree story?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:30 pm to
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10895 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:52 pm to
Shoulda called Batman.

Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36179 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 8:06 pm to


You can never be too sure.
Glad the student reported it.
Posted by Ba Ba Boooey
Northshore
Member since May 2010
4705 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 9:05 pm to
Surprised the umbrella armed man wasn’t shot. Whoever reported the umbrella as a possible weapon is a fn idiot
Posted by Ba Ba Boooey
Northshore
Member since May 2010
4705 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 9:07 pm to
Nicely done
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