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Idiot LSU Student Reports Armed Person on Campus, Turns Out to be an Umbrella
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:10 pm
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Good Lord. Whoever reported that shite needs to be expelled. They're dragging down the value of an LSU degree.
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LSU police received a report of a person who was possibly armed on campus Friday night, but responding officers discovered that the alleged weapon was just an umbrella, university spokesman Ernie Ballard said.
Police sent a notification to students, faculty and staff around 9:30 p.m. "out of caution," saying that an armed person was reported near the Pentagon and residential college area, Ballard said. Police located the man with the umbrella and determined there was no threat at 9:50 p.m.
"There was no threat, and LSU is pleased that someone reported suspicious activity," Ballard said.
Good Lord. Whoever reported that shite needs to be expelled. They're dragging down the value of an LSU degree.
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Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:10 pm to TigersSEC2010
Ban umbrellas
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:12 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Ban umbrellas
Suck for rain protection anyway.
Raincoats for life.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:12 pm to TigersSEC2010
This is what all that's been going on leads to.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:13 pm to TigersSEC2010
Was it an automatic umbrella is the question.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:13 pm to TigersSEC2010
They need to release the names of people who call the police for things like this.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:14 pm to High C
quote:
This is what all that's been going on leads to.
That was LSU's false second armed person in three days. The first one was some retard hearing a person off campus talking about someone being armed so they called the cops.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:15 pm to TigersSEC2010
Probably a shitlib from the poliboard
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:15 pm to King of New Orleans
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They need to release the names of people who call the police for things like this.
Completely agree. They need to be publicly ridiculed.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:15 pm to King of New Orleans
That’s a touchy subject. Then people will be fearful of calling the police when they see something suspicious
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:23 pm to TigersSEC2010
How easy is it to attach a bump stock to an umbrella?
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:24 pm to DustyDinkleman
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How easy is it to attach a bump stock to an umbrella?
I personally modified my umbrella to be fully auto. Don't tell the government. I don't want them taking my assault umbrella.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:25 pm to TigersSEC2010
You laugh but umbrellas can be dangerous if they fall in the wrong hands
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:27 pm to TigersSEC2010
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Police located the man with the umbrella and determined there was no threat
This post was edited on 4/7/18 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:28 pm to TigersSEC2010
You can put a poison tip on an umbrella to kill someone. Muh Russians do it all the time. Except when they're too busy hacking pencil and paper ballots in Michigan.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:28 pm to TheIndulger
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That’s a touchy subject. Then people will be fearful of calling the police when they see something suspicious
Exactly.
I would think (and LSUPD seems to agree) that it’s better to have several false alarms than to have another Virginia Tech, but what do I know. Let’s just call people idiots instead for trying to do the right thing.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:31 pm to TigersSEC2010
That's almost as bad as some Ole Miss students getting triggered by a banana peel in a tree.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:34 pm to TigersSEC2010
quote:So someone carrying an umbrella on campus is considered "suspicious activity"?
LSU is pleased that someone reported suspicious activity," Ballard said.
Unreal.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:37 pm to Bustedsack
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Was it an automatic umbrella is the question.
Worse. A fully semi-automatic umbrella.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 5:38 pm to TigersSEC2010
Well, I'm sure the result of this will be an umbrella ban. Could be used as a weapon you know? Remember the penguin?
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