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Iberville - Shoplifters crash - Electric scooters, air mattress, other items recovered
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:30 pm
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IBERVILLE PARISH, La. (WAFB) - Three people are behind bars after deputies say they crashed a stolen car full of stolen merchandise during a pursuit.
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According to the Iberville Parish Sheriff’s Office, deputies arrested Alexis Johnson, Dominic Ransom, and Farron Tackno on multiple charges each, including theft by shoplifting and possession of a stolen vehicle.
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Sheriff Brett Stassi said an area store reported that the suspects left with stolen merchandise in a car, which deputies later learned was reported stolen.
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Alexis Johnson, 31, is facing charges for theft by shoplifting, possession of a stolen vehicle, possession of drug paraphernalia, and resisting an officer. She was also booked as a fugitive for another agency.
Dominic Ransom, 37, is facing charges for theft by shoplifting, possession of a stolen vehicle, possession of drug paraphernalia, and aggravated flight from an officer. He was also booked as a fugitive for another agency.
Farron Tackno, 54, is facing charges for theft by shoplifting, possession of a stolen vehicle, possession of drug paraphernalia, and resisting an officer.
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:33 pm to Shexter
Just needed the scooters to get to their PHD classes.
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:46 pm to Shexter
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Farron Tackno, 54
Imagine being at this stage of your life and being involved in stealing worthless shite like this. What a failed and wasted life. SMH.
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:48 pm to Shexter
Don’t forget the Timberlands… : 
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:48 pm to GEAUXT
The "She" part is almost as questionable as the "31" part IMO. 
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:06 pm to Shexter
The fact that they just load up the shopping cart and casually walk out the front door.
They don't try to be discreet at all. You think they'd just steal one or two at a time.

They don't try to be discreet at all. You think they'd just steal one or two at a time.

Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:14 pm to SallysHuman
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Do I see work boots?
Imitation timberland
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:22 pm to SloaneRanger
Are they related to the people stealing TVs during Katrina?
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:24 pm to ChestRockwell
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Are they related to the people stealing TVs during Katrina?
Lootie?
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:27 pm to Shexter
I guess the person checking receipts at that Wal-Mart was either MIA or part of the heist.
Meanwhile, have a case of water in your cart and you better have it.
Meanwhile, have a case of water in your cart and you better have it.
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:28 pm to Shexter
no f's given with that haul, jesus
This post was edited on 5/20/26 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:31 pm to Magnus
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battleship?
Battle Pong - fil dem thangs up wit purple drank, haaaaaay
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:09 pm to Shexter
Now what iz my chirren finna ride nah?
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:09 pm to Shexter
Tackno looks like a Temu Dave Chappelle 
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:18 pm to Shexter
They're liking those electric bikes and scooters right now. I've been seeing them all over in Zachary.
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:24 pm to Rds21275
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Meanwhile, have a case of water in your cart and you better have it.
Last week, I had one of those mouth breathers accuse me of not scanning a loaf of bread. She ran over to the self checkout and proclaimed "I see what you did. You ain't scanned that bread."
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They're liking those electric bikes and scooters right now. I've been seeing them all over in Zachary.
You should see them riding in traffic down Siegen Lane.
This post was edited on 5/20/26 at 3:26 pm
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