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Iberville - Shoplifters crash - Electric scooters, air mattress, other items recovered

Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:30 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20824 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:30 pm
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IBERVILLE PARISH, La. (WAFB) - Three people are behind bars after deputies say they crashed a stolen car full of stolen merchandise during a pursuit.




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According to the Iberville Parish Sheriff’s Office, deputies arrested Alexis Johnson, Dominic Ransom, and Farron Tackno on multiple charges each, including theft by shoplifting and possession of a stolen vehicle.




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Sheriff Brett Stassi said an area store reported that the suspects left with stolen merchandise in a car, which deputies later learned was reported stolen.






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Alexis Johnson, 31, is facing charges for theft by shoplifting, possession of a stolen vehicle, possession of drug paraphernalia, and resisting an officer. She was also booked as a fugitive for another agency.
Dominic Ransom, 37, is facing charges for theft by shoplifting, possession of a stolen vehicle, possession of drug paraphernalia, and aggravated flight from an officer. He was also booked as a fugitive for another agency.
Farron Tackno, 54, is facing charges for theft by shoplifting, possession of a stolen vehicle, possession of drug paraphernalia, and resisting an officer.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21849 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:32 pm to
Do I see work boots?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14429 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:33 pm to
Just needed the scooters to get to their PHD classes.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156628 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:36 pm to
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45124 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:41 pm to
Battlepong.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30518 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:45 pm to
She's 31!?!?
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
13794 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:46 pm to
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Farron Tackno, 54


Imagine being at this stage of your life and being involved in stealing worthless shite like this. What a failed and wasted life. SMH.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33703 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:48 pm to
Don’t forget the Timberlands… :
Posted by Rds21275
Member since Sep 2024
337 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:48 pm to
The "She" part is almost as questionable as the "31" part IMO.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20824 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:06 pm to
The fact that they just load up the shopping cart and casually walk out the front door.
They don't try to be discreet at all. You think they'd just steal one or two at a time.

Posted by tigerinexile
The greatest parish
Member since Sep 2004
1629 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:14 pm to
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Do I see work boots?


Imitation timberland
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
7680 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:22 pm to
Are they related to the people stealing TVs during Katrina?
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36166 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:24 pm to
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Are they related to the people stealing TVs during Katrina?



Lootie?
Posted by Rds21275
Member since Sep 2024
337 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:27 pm to
I guess the person checking receipts at that Wal-Mart was either MIA or part of the heist.

Meanwhile, have a case of water in your cart and you better have it.
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
Member since Sep 2019
2057 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:28 pm to
no f's given with that haul, jesus
This post was edited on 5/20/26 at 2:29 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20824 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:31 pm to
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battleship?


Battle Pong - fil dem thangs up wit purple drank, haaaaaay





Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1103 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:09 pm to
Now what iz my chirren finna ride nah?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21867 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:09 pm to
Tackno looks like a Temu Dave Chappelle
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3401 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:18 pm to
They're liking those electric bikes and scooters right now. I've been seeing them all over in Zachary.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20824 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:24 pm to
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Meanwhile, have a case of water in your cart and you better have it.


Last week, I had one of those mouth breathers accuse me of not scanning a loaf of bread. She ran over to the self checkout and proclaimed "I see what you did. You ain't scanned that bread."

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They're liking those electric bikes and scooters right now. I've been seeing them all over in Zachary.


You should see them riding in traffic down Siegen Lane.
This post was edited on 5/20/26 at 3:26 pm
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