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re: I want to know how to successfully talk to hot woman.

Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:54 am to
Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
77481 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:54 am to
This is really important....are you ugly and/or poor?


If the answer is anything but no/no you better be funny and have a huge hog.
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3588 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:54 am to
The Mystery Method developed by world renowned pickup artist Erik bin Markovik, also known as Mystery.

You really need to master the art of peacocking, negging, canned openers, and demonstrating high value bro.
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
3910 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:56 am to
quote:

None of us know how to talk to women. That’s why we’re here.

Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4584 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:56 am to
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how to successfully talk to hot woman
Just like you'd talk to any other regular person. Pretend she's the lady that just came by last week to setup your new internet, and you run into her randomly at the hospital just as she's about to go in to have a bowel obstruction removed. That should help you get her off that hot girl pedestal.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71860 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:57 am to
use words.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:00 am to
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Ask if you can piihb


That's a probing question. Perhaps I should ask something not so to the point?
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
36406 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:01 am to
Don’t be ugly
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31822 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:08 am to
In all seriousness, just strike up a conversation. They're human beings just like you. This isn't difficult.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
40267 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:10 am to
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I want to know how to successfully talk to hot woman.


$$$$$$$$$$$$

All you need to know

Good Luck
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
2551 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:10 am to
Walk up, whip it out and piss on her shoe. Hot chicks love it when you mark your turf.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71860 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:12 am to
ice breaker

tell her you heard that semen tastes like grapefruit juice.

her reaction will say a lot.
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2315 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:13 am to
Hey, nice shoes. Wanna frick?
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56015 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:17 am to
Hi. my name is ____. Wanna frick? Remember we're talking nurses here. Some of the horniest women on the planet in my experiences.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40884 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:18 am to
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Why do you need a woman? Are the babe threads here not enough for you?


All you need is a fleshlight and google “tyga woods Instagram hashtags”.
Posted by mametoo
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
3261 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:26 am to
Put down the window of your Ferrari and say "hello".
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
4036 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:30 am to
quote:

hot nurse,


quote:

finding out if she not too crazy


You don’t have to talk to her to know the answer to that.
Posted by AUin02
Member since Jan 2012
4425 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:32 am to
You talk to them like they're the normal, living, breathing human that they are. Start simple, expect to fail, and learn. The more you talk to people in general, the more comfortable you'll get at this.
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
4528 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:33 am to
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successfully talk to hot woman


First thing's first, learn english.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36588 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:35 am to
Wear a Fedora and call her M'lady. They love that shite.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130765 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:35 am to
Make her laugh and don’t care if she shoots you down. But make her laugh #1.
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