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I think my worse half watered down my vodka
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:08 am
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:08 am
I always put it in the freezer but when I went to get it out last night my seagrams vodka was like a gdamn slushy! She was already in bed asleep but tonight I'm breaking my foot off in her fat arse(no pics) and watering down her diet dr pepper. I'll keep you guys updated on how it goes.
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Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:09 am to holdmuh keystonelite
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seagrams vodka
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She was already in bed asleep, fat arse, diet dr pepper
She's getting the BBC on the side.....
This post was edited on 11/5/20 at 10:16 am
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:09 am to holdmuh keystonelite
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Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:10 am to holdmuh keystonelite
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I think my worse half watered down my vodka
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on 11/5/20 at 10:08 am
Damn son
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:10 am to holdmuh keystonelite
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holdmuh keystonelite
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my seagrams vodka
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her fat arse
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her diet dr pepper
All the pieces are here for a classic white trash love story
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:13 am to holdmuh keystonelite
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:14 am to holdmuh keystonelite
I remember me and my buddy drank a bunch of his dad's K&B brand whiskey and filled it back up with water.
A few days later we were sitting outside and he was drinking some and he said "I'm never buying this cheap, weak shite again"
A few days later we were sitting outside and he was drinking some and he said "I'm never buying this cheap, weak shite again"
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:14 am to holdmuh keystonelite
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my foot off in her fat arse
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:14 am to holdmuh keystonelite
You got some pics of that plumper?
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:15 am to beerJeep
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on 11/5/20 at 10:08 am
Damn son
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:27 am to holdmuh keystonelite
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I'll keep you guys updated on how it goes.
You would be wise to leave your rant here and not take it to her. If she is watering it down, she thinks you have a problem and is trying to control it by being sneaky. Your confronting her only opens the door for the conversation that you aren't ready to have. She's a step ahead of you and you don't realize it
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:27 am to holdmuh keystonelite
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breaking my foot off in her fat arse
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:27 am to holdmuh keystonelite
Get better taste in vodka.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:29 am to Beessnax
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If she is watering it down, she thinks you have a problem and is trying to control it by being sneaky.
or..... she's drinking the vodka and filling the bottle back up with water. That would explain the sleeping.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:33 am to Shexter
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she's drinking the vodka and filling the bottle back up with water. That would explain the sleeping.
Good point. Now we have 2 alcoholics about to get drunk and fight over the vodka. This will end up with an arrest at a minimum, her stabbing him at the worst.
This post was edited on 11/5/20 at 10:34 am
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:33 am to holdmuh keystonelite
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seagrams vodka
Gross
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:35 am to holdmuh keystonelite
quote:Hammertime Alter?
holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:35 am to holdmuh keystonelite
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seagrams vodka
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breaking my foot off in her fat arse
I bet this is yours:
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:41 am to holdmuh keystonelite
Why are you drinking cold pussy vodka?
Boiling hot everclear (or diesel) is the casual drink of men
Boiling hot everclear (or diesel) is the casual drink of men
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:47 am to chryso
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You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
Yeah, I remember telling myself funny stuff like this.
I also remember hiding vodka in the guest bedroom amd chugging it under the guise of feeding the cat.
Things progress, tread slowly. The OP’s significant other is trying to tell him something if she’s watering down his vodka. Either listen to her or kick her out, but choose wisely.
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