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I put a dried dog turd in a plastic egg and hid it in my friends yard.

Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:31 pm
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8315 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:31 pm
He found it and is pissed at me. He has no kids that would have found it. It was not a wet turd.

Should he be pissed? I thought it was funny.

Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14182 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:32 pm to
He should feel fortunate he was included.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37596 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:32 pm to
He deserves to be pissed

Pissed that an imbecile like you tells others that you two are friends
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10339 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:33 pm to
I see a glitter bomb in your future.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120327 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:33 pm to
I would have put it in a paper bag and lit it on fire on your porch
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8315 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

He should feel fortunate he was included.


He said it was childish and stupid. I'm like yeah, I know. That's why I did it.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54369 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

Should he be pissed? I thought it was funny.

Only if he thought it was chocolate and ate it. Did he eat it?
Posted by Devious
Elitist
Member since Dec 2010
29165 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:36 pm to
Real question is why is your friend Easter egg hunting
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:37 pm to
quote:


He found it and is pissed at me. He has no kids that would have found it. It was not a wet turd


He's a puss
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4000 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:38 pm to
Did he fire it at Perkins Rowe?
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7107 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:38 pm to
Keep doing it.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15679 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:43 pm to
You have no better way to spend your time than stuffing turds in plastic eggs? May I suggest finding a hobby?
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58084 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:48 pm to
Yeah he should be pissed. You sound like a douche canoe.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48606 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:50 pm to
Why would you admit to doing it? That's just something you do but never claim.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18963 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:51 pm to
I’d be pissed

But that is funny
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11881 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:51 pm to
The only answer is to raise the stakes. Next time a fresh one.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8315 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

You have no better way to spend your time than stuffing turds in plastic eggs? May I suggest finding a hobby?


It took me less than a minute. Maybe you're just a dumbass who isnt capable of more than basic activities?
Posted by illinitiger
North then South
Member since Feb 2009
3225 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:53 pm to
You rascal.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:53 pm to
Hide another one with a pecan and a $10 bill in it. He’ll shake it to see if there’s anything in it, and if he opens it, he’ll se the $10 and all will be forgiven.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8315 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

Why would you admit to doing it? That's just something you do but never claim.



He has an arch enemy that he would have called the police on possibly. I didn't want the law involved.
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