re: I put a dried dog turd in a plastic egg and hid it in my friends yard.

I think I need to find a new place to waste time.

A visual interpretation....

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He has an arch enemy that he would have called the police on possibly. I didn't want the law involved.

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I hope this is true. I hope of all of life’s problems his worst one is that an arch nemesis would put a dried turd surprise in an Easter egg and he screams damn youuuuuu johnnnnnnnnn this has gone too farrrrr! But part of me also hopes a meteorite hits him in the skull tonight if he would actually call the cops for that. :D

Probably disappointed in the effort. Show you care by stuffing a lit belt of black cats in a grocery bag full of dog shite on his front door step