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re: I need to start jerking beef for a living

Posted on 7/28/20 at 11:40 am to
Posted by Costanza
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Posted on 7/28/20 at 11:40 am to
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Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62257 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 11:40 am to
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Y’all are some sick perverts


It’s not much of a leap from “jerking beef” to masturbation.
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
5142 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 11:45 am to
I bought a bag of Jack Links jerky several years ago and looking at the back label there was Chinese writing.I fed that shite to my dog.
At some point they took the Chinese writing of the package but I’ll be damned if I will take a chance,I’m sure it’s made in China.
BUC CEES has good jerky.
Posted by 1MileTiger
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jun 2011
1841 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 11:46 am to
Dehydrating beef loses a ton of the product weight in the process. You lose 1/3 to 2/3 of the meat's weight during the jerky making process. It's still pricey, but the COGS is also incredibly high.

Killing a deer or elk and making jerky out of that is the way to go.
This post was edited on 7/28/20 at 11:47 am
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45594 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 11:47 am to
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 11:47 am to
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At $7 a pop, you’ll get a lot of business.
the meat to make it isn't cheap
Posted by Got Blaze
Youngsville
Member since Dec 2013
10207 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 12:00 pm to
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7 dollars for a 5.8oz bag of Jack links? That’s 20 dollars a damn lb. im in the wrong business

correct, you should be selling cracklins at $26.00/pound. Much higher ROI
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59355 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 12:02 pm to
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I’m pretty sure that you lose a lot of the weight by converting beef to jerkey



well yeah, that's kind of how dehydrated meat works
This post was edited on 7/28/20 at 12:03 pm
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
25125 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 12:03 pm to
Hardtimes is damn good. especially that spicy one. It'll melt your face off
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
8026 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 12:07 pm to
Let me know I make the best jerky in the AP
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21268 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 12:08 pm to
Better start with a really good rub.
Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 12:19 pm to
If you're gonna pay $20/lb for beef jerky, at least get it from Bourgeois Meat Market in Thibodeaux. LINK

Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 12:39 pm to
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I need to start jerking beef for a living


The secret is to season the meat while the people are still alive.
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7698 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 12:42 pm to
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LINK

I fricking cackled when I read that
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
24220 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 12:52 pm to
Got to remove all the fat and then remove most of the water weight. Yes, it is expensive unless you look at the initial cost of the beef before anything is done to it. That 1 pound probably started at 4-5 pounds.
Posted by Babewinkelman
Member since Jan 2015
1466 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 12:55 pm to
If you jerk beef for a living, you never work a day in your life
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9684 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 1:47 pm to
Someone told me it takes 7 pounds of flank steak to yield a pound of jerky. Hence the cost.
Posted by Tonio
Member since Dec 2019
1023 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 1:50 pm to
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$60 sounds a little steep for a handjob.


The massage is 60. The hj is another 80.
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17815 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 2:35 pm to
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Friend of mine made some elk jerky last week that was really good
So like $900/lb?
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20432 posts
Posted on 7/28/20 at 2:41 pm to
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That’s 20 dollars a damn lb. im in the wrong business



Well, considering the beef loses between 1/2 to 3/4 of it's original weight during the dehydration process and then factor in the cost of spices and other goods to season the meat, the cost of energy in charcoal and wood for smoking the meat and the labor of making and packaging it, it really isn't all that bad.

ETA: And if doing it for sale to the general public, factor in business insurances and they really aren't making that big killing you think they are.
This post was edited on 7/28/20 at 2:43 pm
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