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re: I met another girl by my house at an apartment pool today. I'm 45, she's 21

Posted on 8/10/25 at 5:14 am to
Posted by LSUBanker
Gonzales, La
Member since Sep 2003
2653 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 5:14 am to
quote:

been told I look like shoeless joe jackson in field of dreams


You could have just said Ray Liotta.
This post was edited on 8/10/25 at 5:15 am
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27732 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 5:22 am to
She's used to those 18yr olds who have a bone in their dick.

Your old arse is gonna two pump chump her and she will be back at the pool looking for the next one.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84692 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 5:35 am to
quote:

am I a bad guy if I sleep with her ? This one is single and innocent . Of course it goes with out saying she's about an OT10 with no fat on her, in school for esthetician. FYI I'm built like Tom Brady but been told I look like shoeless joe jackson in field of dreams

FYI: I've got a long standing part time GF that used to be a porn star but she's bi polar and we aren't talking now. We could never live together
This is some bull shite alters post.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
141467 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 5:36 am to
1/2 plus 7 or you are basically a pedo.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52196 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 5:47 am to
You’re definitely from Arkansas.
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3749 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 6:04 am to
quote:

Your old arse is gonna two pump chump her and she will be back at the pool looking for the next one.


Sounds like a double win for him.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15785 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 6:11 am to
Pretty sad and depressing a 45 year old is hanging out at an apartment pool.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
13459 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 6:12 am to
quote:

Zero chance you’re sleeping with her.


wrong. Plenty at that age have daddy issues. just make sure you wrap that rascal..
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
9911 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 6:12 am to
quote:

Pretty sad and depressing a 45 year old is hanging out at an apartment pool.


Not if he gets laid
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26028 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 6:14 am to
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wrong. Plenty at that age have daddy issues. just make sure you wrap that rascal..


Go read this dude's threads, he's a troll, and a really bad one at that.
This post was edited on 8/10/25 at 6:14 am
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
23733 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 6:19 am to
quote:

FYI I'm built like Tom Arnold but been told I look like toothless Jermaine jackson


Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136050 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 6:25 am to
Stick to car mats
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 6:28 am to
One this is bullshite.

Two, no you wouldn't be a bad person if you're not leading them on, but always ask yourself "if I had a kid with this person, would I be happy?" If the answer is no, don't sleep with them.
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13896 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 6:30 am to
quote:

FYI: I've got a long standing part time GF that used to be a porn star but she's bi polar


What’s the best way to find a bipolar ex-pornstar to date? That sounds like a fun rollercoaster ride

Was she an “actual” porn “star” or just a chick that was in a couple BangBus videos? Big difference
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24667 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:03 am to
Just because she asked you to put your pants back on while by the pool doesn’t mean she wants to sleep with you.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15226 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:34 am to
Did this one act like she can’t speak English?
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6313 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:36 am to
stop posting shite
Posted by Hoovertigah
Fayetteville
Member since Sep 2013
3741 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:48 am to
What’s his name
Posted by geauxtigers
biloxi ms
Member since Nov 2003
2578 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:53 am to
lmao you wish
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18789 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:54 am to
100% chance she needs a sugar daddy
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