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re: "I lost half my body in a forklift accident — stop asking how I have sex"
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:47 pm to stout
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:47 pm to stout
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"I lost half my body in a forklift accident — stop asking how I have sex"
Why would anyone ask him how he has sex? Considering his extensive physical limitations, it’s quite obvious what options he has at his disposal.
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Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:51 pm to Darth_Vader
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Why would anyone ask him how he has sex? Considering his extensive physical limitations, it’s quite obvious what options he has at his disposal.
Posted on 5/16/22 at 8:52 pm to stout
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The rare and risky surgery requires the removal of a patient’s legs, genitalia, urinary system, pelvic bones, anus and rectum.
Im more concerned about his girlfriends well-being. She has to be confused on where to stick her fingers when they bang.
Posted on 5/16/22 at 9:54 pm to OWLFAN86
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Damn, there are days, weeks my situation depresses the frick out of me, and I kept my dick
But does it work?
Posted on 5/16/22 at 10:01 pm to LSUJML
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I’m 100% sure I couldn’t live like that
So was he before it happened.
Posted on 5/16/22 at 10:26 pm to stout
Forget sex, how does he take a shite?
Posted on 5/16/22 at 10:51 pm to stout
I bet 69 is awkward for them
Posted on 5/16/22 at 10:52 pm to stout
Just kill me at that point
Posted on 5/16/22 at 10:55 pm to deltaland
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Just kill me at that point
That's my first reaction but maybe just surviving brought him an awareness we don't understand. He may be happier than all of us
Posted on 5/16/22 at 10:58 pm to stout
I’m not in that situation so I don’t really know but I think if I was in that situation I’d rather free myself and my wife.
Posted on 5/16/22 at 11:56 pm to stout
A close biz friend was a quadraplegic from an auto accident just before he turned 30. Great guy, got along with everyone, knew his shite in his biz with fair negotiating and made money. Also the sort that if he walked into a club, women would be wanting him to bang them. So a decade after the accident at his office one day. He tells me that he could write a personal check for a million just to at least jerk off one more time. He still did his share of dining at the Y during that time. Women would come over and try help him get it up as a challenge, but no feeling there at all.
Posted on 5/17/22 at 12:34 am to CitizenK
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A close biz friend was a quadraplegic from an auto accident just before he turned 30. Great guy, got along with everyone, knew his shite in his biz with fair negotiating and made money. Also the sort that if he walked into a club, women would be wanting him to bang them. So a decade after the accident at his office one day. He tells me that he could write a personal check for a million just to at least jerk off one more time. He still did his share of dining at the Y during that time. Women would come over and try help him get it up as a challenge, but no feeling there at all.
I'll take "Things that are extremely depressing" for $800 Alex.
Posted on 5/17/22 at 5:00 am to Wilson
This is why assisted suicide programs like they have in Europe are needed. Dude shouldn’t have to live that life in constant pain.
Posted on 5/17/22 at 5:05 am to ForeverEllisHugh
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Why on earth would you have a seatbelt in a forklift? You’re not going to be going fast; it’s only going to lead to people being trapped like this.
As others have said, required. Our company even has us wear a safety orange vest while driving. I always joke about how the vest is what people will see, not the bright yellow forklift. But as in that article, people will drive right next to me when I'm unloading a truck and not slow down. We don't have a loading dock, so I have to unload on a side street.
Posted on 5/17/22 at 5:09 am to stout
I’m more concerned on how he shits and pisses?
Posted on 5/17/22 at 5:25 am to tigerinthebueche
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I’d rather be dead.
I'm sure that was an option when death came calling but Ole Boy had the fight to live. 99% of us would have just died.
So i give Props to him for that.
Posted on 5/17/22 at 5:49 am to stout
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Loren Schauers, 20, underwent a hemicorperectomy back in 2019
So he was 17 when this happened?
Posted on 5/17/22 at 6:22 am to ManBearTiger
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Forget sex, how does he take a shite?
Lol
Please tell me you’re not serious
Posted on 5/17/22 at 6:26 am to Fat and Happy
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It’s a legit question. It’s the first thing i would think to ask also when you look like that
Are you talking about the question of how do they have sex?
I mean, I don’t really understand how anybody could not obviously see what their options are . It’s not like he’s got some secret body part that nobody else has or knows about. He doesn’t have genitalia so he obviously can’t do anything besides use what he has
Posted on 5/17/22 at 6:45 am to mohalk
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I’ve never worn the seatbelt in my forklift, but one common thing that can happen is having a heavy load or incline tip the forklift forward, then lose the load and catapult backwards
I never wore them either but I almost catapulted one myself. I was operating a roll clamp truck and was raising a 9000 pound roll of paper to the top of the stack and accidentally hit the brake with my left foot. The only thing that stopped it from catapulting all the way was the two rolls already stacked, the roll I was raising hit those and the truck came back down on all four wheels.
I'm probably lucky it didn't try to catapult the other way
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