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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:08 am to Ssubba
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:08 am to Ssubba
Run as fast as you can, so you are a good 90 seconds ahead of her. Dip out, go grab a beer. At the 27 min mark, start running around in circles near the finish line, do some pushups, then finish at 28:45...wait for her with a water in hand to give to her. Hug her and talk about how tough it was.
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 7:09 am
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:09 am to Ssubba
Tic tock tic tock
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:15 am to WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
quote:
Regardless of my past running history, if I trained 4 days a week for 2 months to run a fricking 5K, I would damn sure be able to finish it in under 26 minutes!
On flat land or with a lot of hills?
quote:
Most of my timed runs were just 3 miles (Marine Corps PFT runs.)
Oh. So you were getting paid and yelled at to run????
I have to self motivate myself.
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 7:19 am
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:17 am to Ssubba
quote:
Ssubba
Yo.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready.
To drop bombs.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:30 am to Ssubba
For all the advice given...i think we deserve a neck down, pre-race, picture of her with you standing next to her in your outfit for verification purposes. Timestamp your photos of start and finish line too
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 7:32 am
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:37 am to N2cars
quote:
He'd best not be drinking a bunch of coffee
Our hero is gonna liquid shite all over those dope arse socks
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:38 am to IT_Dawg
I don't think you read any of this...
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:41 am to 337Tigah
If by some chance someone is incredibly bored and is looking for me out here, I ditched the white socks and bought some runners this morning.
Post time.
Post time.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:46 am to Vegetative State
“Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course.
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up.
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns,
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.”
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up.
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns,
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.”
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:58 am to soccerfüt
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course.
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up.
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns,
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.”
He's going the distance
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up.
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns,
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.”
He's going the distance
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:03 am to Vegetative State
quote:
I have to self motivate myself.
One or the other next time, please.
Tia.
On topic.... This thread has been a great chuckle.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:10 am to LCA131
I bet he is walking by now.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:18 am to Ssubba
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:19 am to birdieman
quote:
bet he is walking by now.
by the time he crosses the finish line she's going to be all up inside somebody else's running shorts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:22 am to birdieman
He's regretting this decision by now
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:27 am to im4LSU
I bet this was OP this morning
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:29 am to Ssubba
You better be finished by now.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:31 am to GRTiger
We all know he's not
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:31 am to 225bred
She’s already going to pound town on the side of the road against a tree with Captain Beefcake from the fire department.
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:32 am to Ssubba
quote:
If by some chance someone is incredibly bored and is looking for me out here, I ditched the white socks and bought some runners this morning.
Post time.
He posted this at 7:41CST, 50 minutes ago and we have no update.....
54 mins....mile marker 1.3
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 8:33 am
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