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I know it's been discussed over 1000 times here, but what happened to classic names?

Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:24 am
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6704 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:24 am
I'm getting to that age where a lot of people I graduated high school with are starting to get pregnant (majority without being married) and I swear to God I have not seen a normal name yet.

"Oakleigh" was just announced to my facebook TL, and the parents look exactly what you think they look like.
Lets just say that this baby is going to be playing travel softball and dad is going to yell at ALL of the umpires.

I swear to God, if I ever have kids, they are getting a name that actually exists. Not one that I pulled out of my arse. What happened to classic names and classic spellings?

Here is my theory: Trashy people try to make themselves look bourgeoisie by hiding their lack of wealth behind a fancy spelled name. Please tell me theories.

Sorry if I offend any parents of kids with the following names:
-Bentley
-Braxxton
-Myleigh
-Taylee
-Baleigh
-Jaxx
This post was edited on 2/7/20 at 11:29 am
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:25 am to
I blame travel ball.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:25 am to
Thank the internet, social media and travel ball parents for that stupid shite.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56773 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:26 am to
My first name comes from 800s England. I'm a true cracker.
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38449 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:26 am to
It's up to you to be the change you want to see.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89397 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:26 am to
My 3 year old has an old lady name. Have a son coming in a few months that will also have a "normal" name I'm doing my part
Posted by Datfish
Member since Sep 2018
794 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:27 am to
My kids are named after game of throne characters
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88509 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:27 am to
Yeah what happened to people naming their daughters Gertrude and Bethel
Posted by Delacroix22
Member since Aug 2013
4537 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:28 am to
My first name is from the Bible

My father’s name is my middle name, also from the Bible

Braxtyn 3:16 “He who is without error, may be in the starting lineup”
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
7031 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:28 am to
quote:

My kids are named after game of throne characters

That made me laugh..
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Trashy people try to make themselves look bourgeoisie by hiding their lack of wealth behind a fancy spelled name


You're friends with them so I'm guessing you're trashy too.
Posted by Johnny Roastbeef
Somewhere in Bartow County
Member since Sep 2018
2058 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Oakleigh


You couldn’t pay me a million dollars to name my child that




Okay maybe I would
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79874 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:29 am to
quote:

My kids are named after game of throne characters


Drogon and Rhaegal?
Posted by BoxmanTiger
Ohio
Member since Dec 2013
666 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:29 am to
So what’s your name?
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37474 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:30 am to
It's slowly swinging back the other way, I've seen Lillian, Evelyn, Eleanor, Eloise, Claire and Harper recently in my family/friend circle.

Now it seems to be either older names or crazy dumb white trash "unique" spellings...what you don't see are the 90s/early 2000s Emily, Rachel, Jennifers, Elizabeth, or Katie's anymore
This post was edited on 2/7/20 at 11:32 am
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67007 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:30 am to
Facebook is at fault
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:30 am to
quote:

Yeah what happened to people naming their daughters Gertrude and Bethel


Because your options are Gertrude or oakleigh.
Posted by greenwave
Member since Oct 2011
3879 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:31 am to
They are still around. Hang out with less trash.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6704 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:32 am to
quote:

So what’s your name?


Jaxsonn
Posted by Datfish
Member since Sep 2018
794 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:32 am to
3 kids, 3 dragons, why not?

Drogon
Rhaegal
Viserion

We will have the best Christmas cards
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